Man Caught Masturbating On Flight (Russian translation needed lol)
 

This is hilarious. Can one of you good Russian men translate what this guy was saying?

:1orglaugh

I'll see if I can get Hillary or Obama in here to translate.

first part sounded like German or something

Why are you googling 'Russian man masturbating'?

Trump supporter...

Are you a homophobe?

Hmm, sounds German to me. Don't know for absolute sure though.

But still ...that's pretty damn funny! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The guy was a cunt. If it it had been me I would have thrown my dick back in my pants or maybe not bothered and I would have ripped his throat out.
Looks like he wasn't much like me though.. except for the masturbating in public bit oc.

Why are you Googling Russian men masturbating?

Are you addicted to watching Russian men masturbating?

Many people are afraid of flying ... :stoned

What if I am? Got a problem with it, homophobe?

Nobody cares if you are gay.

Accept maybe you.

That's a German guy and the Russians are joking on him. They start in German and continue humiliating him in Russian with phrases like "don't stop, don't you want anymore? who are you jerk?"

Well that's quite a refined method to fight aerophobia...

If you jerk your meat in public, You deserve to be caught. Unless getting caught turns you on, than you don't deserve to be caught.