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CaptainHowdy 02-23-2018 01:22 PM

Plans for the weekend? (In Memoriam: Scott McD)
 
I'm still warming up a shy, lush haitian college girl but I will probably get smashed and end up calling a fugly, milky booty call that gives mean head ... the kind of mare that repels you the nanosecond you've unloaded your sperm.

Care to share yours?


CurrentlySober 02-23-2018 02:10 PM

Try and still be alive on Monday...

CaptainHowdy 02-23-2018 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22217596)
Try and still be alive on Monday...

That is a reasonable plan, CS ...

Look Chang 02-23-2018 06:30 PM

As I get older, I feel each new day as a bonus life ...

baddog 02-23-2018 07:41 PM

I expect to consume a few beers I have never had before.

brassmonkey 02-23-2018 08:12 PM

working on sites. drinking beer watch some horror movies

Goethe 02-23-2018 08:47 PM

Sipping wine, watching lifestyle channel reno shows and tinkering around with some sites and Twitter :thumbsup

HairyChick 02-23-2018 09:13 PM

Reorganizing my closet. Sorting over one thousand printed pages into twenty categories. Emailing someone who was doing a project for me, due January 1. Setting up a website I've been working on for five months. Trying to find a birthday present for my mom online. Find a homemade funnel to pour ice cream sprinkles into a jar (guaranteed to spill due to unsteady hands). Doctor appointment, hairdresser, physical therapy, occupational therapy and a trip to Walmart for sugar free chocolate chips.

If I get the last five done, I'll be happy. If I get two of the others completed I'll be surprised. Busy week ahead :(.

Spunky 02-23-2018 09:51 PM

First major dump of snow this winter today about 8 inches here.just chill at home
Vancouver 'N' driver tries to take Lambo for a spin in the snow (PHOTO) | Daily Hive Vancouver

CaptainHowdy 02-24-2018 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22217826)
As I get older, I feel each new day as a bonus life ...

You're GFY's own Ralph Waldo Emerson, LookChang ...

GAMEFINEST 02-24-2018 09:00 AM

Shot of whiskey

CaptainHowdy 02-25-2018 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST (Post 22218307)
Shot of whiskey

That is a decent plan ...

NatalieK 02-25-2018 08:27 AM

sunŽs out, laptop on...


eating, drinking, enjoying :thumbsup

The Porn Nerd 02-25-2018 11:12 AM

Just remember Captain: fat girls are like mopeds.
Fun to ride until someone sees you on one.

D

NatalieK 02-25-2018 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22219865)
Just remember Captain: fat girls are like mopeds.
Fun to ride until someone sees you on one.

D

https://images.huffingtonpost.com/20...llow-thumb.jpg

youŽll never have fun in life if you donŽt get your big boy panties on & jump in the deep end :2 cents:

CaptainHowdy 02-25-2018 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22219865)
Just remember Captain: fat girls are like mopeds.
Fun to ride until someone sees you on one.

D

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

Rochard 02-25-2018 07:21 PM

Family is out of town this weekend so I spent most of my time on my bike.

Look Chang 02-26-2018 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22218211)
You're GFY's own Ralph Waldo Emerson, LookChang ...

I love your posts and your culture, Captain, and I thank you for this flattering comparison but I see myself rather as a fervent atheist with modest intellectual abilities and a certain reliance on wine, beer and vaginal secretions... :stoned

Klen 02-26-2018 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 22219969)
https://images.huffingtonpost.com/20...llow-thumb.jpg

youŽll never have fun in life if you donŽt get your big boy panties on & jump in the deep end :2 cents:

Blame the woman for being shallow, not man. After all, fat girl will always find bf no matter what, while fat boy wont have a choice but either to lost weight or swim on dry.

CaptainHowdy 02-26-2018 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22220673)
I love your posts and your culture, Captain, and I thank you for this flattering comparison but I see myself rather as a fervent atheist with modest intellectual abilities and a certain reliance on wine, beer and vaginal secretions... :stoned

Paradoxically, Emerson inspired one of the most furious atheists of the eighteen century: Friedrich Nietzsche.

The Porn Nerd 02-26-2018 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22219865)
Just remember Captain: fat girls are like mopeds.
Fun to ride until someone sees you on one.

D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22220331)
Family is out of town this weekend so I spent most of my time on my bike.

What was her name?

:D

RyuLion 02-26-2018 07:45 PM

Drank some wine...


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