Home alone with a bottle of red wine.
 

Should I order Pizza tonight?

Sounds gay.

yes, pizza sounds more manly than wine.

I'd go with fish and vegetables if sticking with the wine.

If going for pizza, switch to beer.

On my way bro, bringing pizza for you, did you start the bath and light the scented candles?

don't forget to post before and after pics :thumbsup

Pizza and wine? Not a good combo. Pizza and beer 🍺

depends on pizza also, some are better with wine, some with beer :thumbsup

Call a stripper

^ this :2 cents::2 cents:

A pasta dish will get along better with a red wine ...

Shutup!


Pizza and Red Wine are great together. Plus, I'm out of beer.


You know it! Also, the scented candles are extra thick.


Knew you'd like it.

Out of pasta too. :(

Review:
- Pizza was good.
- Wine was Meh.
- Bladewire's bottom was tender, went home early.
- Nothing on TV.

In our house there would be a panic if there was only one bottle of wine, so fuck the pizza, order more wine!

^ agree :)

Wise advice! Loneliness becomes unbearable when the last bottle of wine is empty :stoned

Did you insert wine bottle in anus once empty?

Use clickaine in my sig and be in 90s

I will ask my ex to Visit me

I had Steak and Garlic mashed potatoes with some green veggies and a glass of red wine.


For those of you that dont drink red wine there is a really nice excuse. It helps lower your bad cholesterol.

dump the booze and smoke joints :)

I am not touching that one :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i miss a good pizza

Empty? What would be the point of that?

Stop spying on me!

My favourite is a thick crust brick-oven baked pepperoni and cheese with lots of red onions and spicy sausage. Slightly overcooked. omg.

Well if the anus is full of poo, you cant get the bottle in very far, so you empty your anus first all over the floor, and then you can force it all the way in without obstructions...

that does sound good...

You know prince is drinking a rosé or a blush

Lol ds

Pizza and cock