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CaptainHowdy 03-02-2018 09:24 AM

I'm going through a premature ejaculation phase ...
 
Don't know if its a throwback of my teenage years (which I could barely count them as "days" in my head), but I can't seem to hold the climax fort nowadays. Tonight I have a venal rendezvous and, counting on the randomenss of the female soul, I hope (such a horrible word) that she actually feels flattered by the fact I unload after a few pumps.

Care to share any tips??

Bladewire 03-02-2018 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22226443)
Care to share any tips??


The Porn Nerd 03-02-2018 09:47 AM

Pro tip: jack off before the date. Maybe during the date (go to the bathroom).

Less spunk, more funk. :)

SpicyM 03-02-2018 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22226467)
Pro tip: jack off before the date. Maybe during the date (go to the bathroom).

Less spunk, more funk. :)

this

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..just make sure she doesn't wanna blow you :winkwink:

It is normally sold in sexshops. Needs 2-3 minutes to take effect.

hjnet 03-02-2018 10:06 AM

Durex sells condoms with Lidocaine applied inside. Order some of them on Amazon :)

SpicyM 03-02-2018 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by hjnet (Post 22226503)
Durex sells condoms with Lidocaine applied inside. Order some of them on Amazon :)

Those are quite weak, it is better to apply lidocaine directly as you don't know how much you need. That spray works perfectly.. tried it myself + I use it during b/g shoots, on male performers.

Just be careful because if you use too much, your cock gets limp. Better try at home first :winkwink:

bronco67 03-02-2018 01:29 PM

Normally, I can go as long as I want but when I haven't busted a nut in a week I can be sure to cum pretty quickly. Here's a couple of things to try.

Start in missionary and go super slow with some teasing strokes. Don't go in all the way for a few minutes. Once you've gone all the way in, just keep it slow for a while. Then you should be able to hammer away.

Also...you can touch the tip of your tongue to the roof of your mouth. Focusing on that will keep your mind off how good that pussy is and help you last longer. I think desensitizing your dick serves no purpose, other than to impress a woman. What about your pleasure?

My wife sleeps naked and is always wet in the morning. When I pull those covers back and see two round peaches and that tiny waist I slide over and bust a nut in under a two minutes...and those are the best in my opinion. Lasting a half hour is overrated.

The Porn Nerd 03-02-2018 01:57 PM

Pro Tip #2: Think of former British Prime Minister Maggie Thatcher naked in the rain on a giant yellow tractor plowing a field. Trust me on this one.

(You can also try taping a picture of Maggie on the girl's back while fucking her doggy style but be careful when removing the tape.)

Bladewire 03-02-2018 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hjnet (Post 22226503)
Durex sells condoms with Lidocaine applied inside. Order some of them on Amazon :)

So rubbing lidocaine on your dick will make you last longer? Isn't that the same active ingredients that's in Preparation H?

Dead 03-02-2018 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22226909)
So rubbing lidocaine on your deck will make you last longer? Isn't that the same active ingredients that's in Preparation H?

I think minwax would work better on your deck

marlboroack 03-02-2018 04:44 PM

I wish I could do that

Look Chang 03-02-2018 07:11 PM

Thinking about how the tax department treats me gives my partner an appreciated prolongation of our often too short love making sessions ... :stoned

Spunky 03-03-2018 12:12 AM

Didn't you have the same issue 6 months ago?

Pete 03-03-2018 01:58 AM

When I was a young teenager I would just about blow my load watching a girl get undressed. You might want to try jerking off a few times before you meet up with her.

SpicyM 03-03-2018 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22226813)
I think desensitizing your dick serves no purpose, other than to impress a woman.

Well that is exactly what he wants... :upsidedow

If he only sprays a small amount the effect will wear off after a few minutes, once she is satisfied.. and his pleasure comes back. Both sides are happy.

LouiseLloyd 03-03-2018 07:50 AM

You could try the STU.

Train yourself to last longer and improve stamina.

CaptainHowdy 03-03-2018 07:51 AM

I demand a rematch :Oh crap ... Thanks for the support, guys.

wehateporn 03-03-2018 09:04 AM

Next time you need to urinate wait an extra hour, keep doing it to build up the muscle.

Bladewire 03-03-2018 09:09 AM


adultchatpay 03-04-2018 12:28 AM

Try to have a good blow job first.

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Side note, a lot of girls don't want you to go for a long time :2 cents:

onwebcam 03-04-2018 12:36 AM

I suggest not going out with really hot women. I have yet to try it but I hear it works. Also helps the bank account from what I hear.

onwebcam 03-04-2018 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by emmasexytime (Post 22228789)
Side note, a lot of girls don't want you to go for a long time :2 cents:

In my experience those are the one's who already been stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey beforehand. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 03-04-2018 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emmasexytime (Post 22228789)
Side note, a lot of girls don't want you to go for a long time :2 cents:

That is a relief to read ...

Busty2 03-04-2018 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead (Post 22226917)
I think minwax would work better on your deck

Ha Ha Ha !!!

Best-In-BC 03-04-2018 09:29 AM

Everyone does it, well the precum that is.

Grapesoda 03-04-2018 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22226467)
Pro tip: jack off before the date. Maybe during the date (go to the bathroom).

Less spunk, more funk. :)

yup.. and if you pop, just pop in your hand and go back to work. :2 cents:

Grapesoda 03-04-2018 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22229131)
That is a relief to read ...

yes but if they tell ya get some lube keep pounding!

Grapesoda 03-04-2018 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 22226857)
Pro Tip #2: Think of former British Prime Minister Maggie Thatcher naked in the rain on a giant yellow tractor plowing a field. Trust me on this one.

(You can also try taping a picture of Maggie on the girl's back while fucking her doggy style but be careful when removing the tape.)

fav thatcher quote: If I walked on water they would say it's because I can't swim :thumbsup
sounds just like trump lol!

Badmaash 03-04-2018 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22226443)
Don't know if its a throwback of my teenage years (which I could barely count them as "days" in my head), but I can't seem to hold the climax fort nowadays. Tonight I have a venal rendezvous and, counting on the randomenss of the female soul, I hope (such a horrible word) that she actually feels flattered by the fact I unload after a few pumps.

Care to share any tips??

Smoke more weed and it will take you longer to cum!

ErectMedia 03-04-2018 09:54 AM

In my twenties total control. Could drill full speed ahead and nut whenever I saw the chick was good whether that was 5 minutes or 2+ hours. Now that I'm older if it's a random chick I don't care if it's 10-15 minutes you get the goo cause I got other shit to do. If it's a chick I wanna keep around than maybe I rub one out an hour or two before going out. :winkwink:

CaptainHowdy 03-05-2018 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22226813)
Normally, I can go as long as I want but when I haven't busted a nut in a week I can be sure to cum pretty quickly. Here's a couple of things to try.

Start in missionary and go super slow with some teasing strokes. Don't go in all the way for a few minutes. Once you've gone all the way in, just keep it slow for a while. Then you should be able to hammer away.

Also...you can touch the tip of your tongue to the roof of your mouth. Focusing on that will keep your mind off how good that pussy is and help you last longer. I think desensitizing your dick serves no purpose, other than to impress a woman. What about your pleasure?

My wife sleeps naked and is always wet in the morning. When I pull those covers back and see two round peaches and that tiny waist I slide over and bust a nut in under a two minutes...and those are the best in my opinion. Lasting a half hour is overrated.

That was helpful and hot at the same time ...


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