Student nurse wins by failing my rectal exam.
 

Kindly shit that you can't make up and have no one to tell.
Same doctor for 30 years. My last physical he was training a nurse practitioner in the manner he runs his physicals. Turns out this woman/nurse is about 25 and as cute as a button. They both follow the natural routine blood pressure yada yada. So I hear Dr. say lower your pants and move to the side... Been there done that's no biggie. Now I can't see behind me. Next thing I feel are definitely not my doctors fingers doing the exam. She said I cannot feel it, meaning the prostate, she keeps trying- searching what seemed like 15 seconds.
Once we were done and I looked at my doctor ...he gave me a blink and a smile.

This is a true story and it will be stored in a cloud for eternity. Thank you GFY for platform.
Sig Coming.

You should make a website about it.
Call it stinkyfingers.com

Dude my ass doesn't get any cleaner then when I know I'm about to get probed.

On the pornographic side of that statement am sure there is a mini niche for that too.:thumbsup

Oh yeah, almost forgot. Your shit don't stink.

:1orglaugh

Touche...