Scientists Accidentally Create Mutant !!!
 

No, not Chump :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

In what could be a major ecological breakthrough, scientists have accidentally invented a mutant enzyme that likes to feast on plastic.




https://all3dp.com/scientists-accide...-eats-plastic/

That's great! Plastic is our #1 enemy now.

This could be a good science fiction story. They created it to eliminate plastic bottle waste, but it ran amok and started eating all plastic on the earth. Women had to start using wooden dildos and some guy saw an opportunity to become an expert at pussy-splinterectomy surgery. He went into it for the pussy, but found it was very lucrative and made millions. But he gets so tired of all that fucking and his dick is starting to look like a piece of raw hamburger meat. So he takes the millions he made pulling pussy splinters to research an enzyme that kills the plastic eating bacteria so women can go back to using plastic dildos and his dick finally has a chance to heal. Just spitballing ideas.

Great; next it will get into the water supply and eat away all the fake tits.

Correction #2
Chump is #1

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Creative, but very weird ! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh