Melania doesn't like to hold Dirty D's hand
 

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh that was pretty funny...the whole pinky swipe and all

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I bet she says "please lock him up every night" She probably screams Muller's name while getting pounded..

I hate to say it but she hates holding hands with Trump. I'm sure there's some serious shit going on behind closed doors. I can't even imagine what it's like to have all that infidelity shit constantly playing out in public.

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melania haved responsive hands :1orglaugh

I saw this picture the other day and thought it was pretty funny.

Obama laying it down!

At Mrs. Bush's funeral no less, LOL.

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Her hand is bigger than his.

Those two are so fucking odd together....

she looks happy .... David Dennison was far away ......

Guess you've never been married, Mark ...

I've been with my spouse for longer than D&M have been, and we still hold hands every day, where ever we go. We even hold hands in our sleep. No kidding.

I won't be shocked if she divorces him as soon as he is out of office or if he runs in 2020 and wins reelection.

She hates his ass

she won´t ever divorce him, she´s not allowed :winkwink:

Well, 2nd choice :
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Behind closed doors she probably tells him to go pay for some hooker to hold your small hand!

Holy shit that's pathetic. He's the number one leading cause of vaginal dryness.

the "thank you" after she finally let him touch her made me cringe.

Obama probably doesn't just sit there talking about himself.

Ahhh, that's aweosme!!!! :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

OMG gag me with a spoon! LOL

Spoken like a chick. :)

Pretty sure "Dirty D" is already secured by another person. lol :winkwink:

Melania was beaming with joy while talking with Obama at Bushes funeral three days ago.

Why doesn't Melania ever smile like this with that stinky morbidly obese 71 year old urine smelling diaper wearing geriatric grandfather she has the arranged marriage with?

I wonder if Donald could charm Michelle Obama like that.

He probably has a Marla Maples as a side piece. He cheated on Ivana, cheated on Marla, I doubt he's a good boy now.

She is not a toucher anymore. She used to be all over him in public. She doesn't speak much but I'm not sure it's the accent or not having the intelligence to hold a political conversation.

First Ladies usually stand behind something. So far she's stood behind nothing but his back. She needs a cause.

OMG Bahahahahahaha.....

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Yes, I know. You could call it romantic, but I look at it from a more scientific point of view. She's asleep, dead to the world, dreaming her dreamy dreams and snoring away (She sounds like a Semi!). But if I put my hand near hers, she grabs it, flips it, turns it whatever so she can hold it. All without missing a snore. So cool!




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She'd scratch his eyes out if he even attempted eye contact :2 cents:

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