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brassmonkey 05-01-2018 06:59 AM

Horrifying Find Made Behind Wall of Mall Bathroom
 
(Newser) – Police in Calgary are investigating a horrifying find made when a mall maintenance worker tried to fix a toilet in a women's bathroom that wouldn't flush. "If you were to look at the toilet, there's a panel behind it so that when people move, it would automatically flush," says police spokeswoman Emma Poole. "When they removed that panel, they found a deceased person behind that wall." Police say the body is that of an adult male, though no identity or cause of death has been determined, the CBC reports. The grisly find was made Monday morning at the Core Shopping Center, the main shopping complex in the Alberta city's downtown.

Investigators do not suspect foul play at this point and the death has been classified as undetermined, police said in a statement Monday. It isn't clear how long the body was in the wall. The bathroom is located near the food court on the fourth floor of the four-story mall, and police believe it is possible that the man became stuck in the wall after he fell while crawling through a vent or duct, the Calgary Herald reports. "That would be the most logical at this point ... that it was from above," Poole says. "So that is obviously something they would be looking at is someone crawling through the ventilation system." (This Houston resident got fatally stuck in the wall of her home.)
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blackmonsters 05-01-2018 07:06 AM

He probably climbed into that spot and tried to peep at ladies peeing and a fat lady farted and it killed him with heart attack.

:2 cents:

deonbell 05-01-2018 07:35 AM



CurrentlySober 05-01-2018 07:37 AM

Perhaps he just really liked poo?

brassmonkey 05-01-2018 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22262081)
Perhaps he just really liked poo?

maybe he ate shit and died :helpme:helpme

blackmonsters 05-01-2018 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22262086)
maybe he ate shit and died :helpme:helpme

:1orglaugh

Neighbor 05-01-2018 07:54 AM

They found HOFFA!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dillfly2000 05-01-2018 08:00 AM

Must be a peeper, they ruled out anything suspicious or foul play.

bloggerz 05-01-2018 08:12 AM

It's kind of hard to kill someone in the mall then drag them inside the womens bathroom to bury him. Definitely a creeper who got stuck

JFK 05-01-2018 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22262081)
Perhaps he just really liked poo?

Kindered spirit ? :upsidedow

HairyChick 05-01-2018 07:13 PM

"No foul play suspected." Yeah, he felt the need to pee and used the wrong door.

I'm curious about the condition of a body and what position it was in. And why wasn't the vent or duct safely routed so you'd not fall through, if that's the case?

I feel bad for the maintenance guy. Pulling the penel expecting a clog, animal or bad pipe but finding a body. No smell was noticed in the mall?

ghjghj 05-01-2018 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bloggerz (Post 22262102)
Definitely a creeper who got stuck


bronco67 05-01-2018 08:46 PM

Is he holding his dick? That might explain a lot.

Bladewire 05-10-2018 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by deonbell (Post 22262078)


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 05-11-2018 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 22262163)
Kindered spirit ? :upsidedow

Personal Hero & Role Model... :2 cents:

brassmonkey 05-11-2018 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Neighbor (Post 22262097)
They found HOFFA!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

nope... it's his twin brother! bones


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