What is the quickest legal way to make like 10k?
 

Looking to make a quick 10k.

From zero.

Watt's the easiest way.

Let's say I could borrow 200.

I'm fat as fuck (bigger than CS even) and I can't get it up. Also my momma (God bless her soul) passed some years ago.

Thanks GFY!

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Oh wait....

Define "quick". How quick? You mean like "insta quick"?

A month...?

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Asking for it ??

Camming? There are plenty of men that are into fatties.

Sell pieces of bitcoins on ebay. Quote the highest exchange and refer to it in your listing. Take their money to the lowest exchange, buy the bitcoin , send what the customer expects ... keep the overage...repeat all month.

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I dont think there really is a way to do it 100% legally and that quickly...

Only thing I can think of is somehow blag a really well paid job and then get a cash advance on your wages?

Or remortgage the house if thats possible?

I'm pretty shy. I wouldn't like my uncle to see me or some other member of my family.

I know it's not exactly quick but as an idea. I saw a guy in Liverpool a couple of weeks ago busking.
His 'trick' was to run about 20 feet and jump through a ring of knives then dive through a ring of fire.
The whole busk took maybe 10 minutes and at the end he held out a bag which people deposited money into. I estimated he took around £200 in that 10 minutes.

I also estimated he did 3 an hour (£600)

And did a 6 hour day (£3600). That's £7200 over a weekend.

That's the kind of shit I am talking about but that guy was pretty athletic and ribbed. He had obviously trained to jump through knives and fire... if I tried it I would clearly die.

Understood. Reminds me of coming out of a Dennys diner in downtown LA and this homeless guy begging for money. He was just sat on the floor with his handout. However, all around him were loads of rats running about. I handed him some small change to be polite and suggested that he should train the rats to do a little circus act for people coming out the diner.

He must have listened to me, cause next time we came out the diner he had them all running around in little circles at his feet. Some were jumping through little hoops and stuff and then a little tiny car pulled up, and about 20 rats, all dressed up as clowns piled out of it. It was hilarious !

We handed him at least $200 each cause it was so clever how he had trained the rats and stuff. He was making a fortune and I didn't even ask him for a cut as it was my idea...

So anyway, to apply this to you, while you may not be able to jump through flaming rings of fire and knives etc, why not train a dog to do it for you? Not just any dog, but get a three legged one, cause that will win the sympathy money... You wont need to get a performers license either, cause if the police show up, just show them the dog and explain ypu are going dogging, but its your first time, so its possible that you are doing it wrong.

Good luck :)

:1orglaugh fantastic post! :1orglaugh

I know a way

First step is to get out of that mindset. There are so many people exactly where you are it makes it hard. Instead, how about finding a way to make 1k each month on auto pilot, then you'll have 12k after a year. From, there increase it to 2k and so on.

What body organs can ya' do without?

10K? bet it on black

Electronic stores hand out credit cards. Get a few buy something expensive and sell it on ebay for cash. My friend got $20k quick cash for a lawyer doing that.

That's racist, always bet on red

Thats actually a good idea. Not good money advice for sure, but a legal way to get your hands on some quick money :thumbsup

Move to Nevada and become a HOOKER!

He said he only has $200

Offer a legit service and hire someone else to do the work for less $.

Start with a 100K invest in Crypto ! :2 cents:

Been down this route. My wife's sister needed money for uni and instead of taking the proper channels she bought a shit load of stuff on credit from a catalogue store and sold it to CEX. Caught up with her in the end though.

If you have 100k invested HOLD and I bet you see a million before you see 10k.

Find investor in property development, accept enough to pay for converting & developing a 2 bedroom home into a 3 bedroom home. Give investor his money & profits back, leaving 10grand. Not bad for one month work :thumbsup

legal way :2 cents:


gonna post a tent made from whale skin now?

Selling organs is not illegal. Buying them is (under some circumstances). :2 cents:

sell one of your kidneys :2 cents:

unless you live in Iran, it´s against federal law to sell your organs :2 cents:

Do cam shows, stick a 8-inch dildo in your ass multiple times. You will get tons of tip from gay guys.
$10k is within 2 weeks away.

Sell your ass

Well you can make $10k mailing but you need $$ to get started :)

Divorce your wife and take half of her money.