Is there a veritable, undisputed, foolproof way ...
 

... to enlarge one's dick? Asking for myself.

yes it is called primobolan depot...it was once made by schering and was popular because it worked well on low calorie diets and had next to 0 side effects...naturally shering stopped production but you can still get the bootleg version from turkey and china...mind you it has to be the depot version with the long acting ester, you can not use the acetate version and expect the same results...

as for dosage you will have to ramp it up to 800mg/week min...it can not be concentrated to more than 100mg/ml so your ass is going to be like a dartboard...the good news is you can cruise on it for months without any side effects other than massive massive wood...look at your forearm...you will have that between your legs :2 cents:

at one point in my cycle I wanted to go to the doctor just to show him my penis..."lay your eyes upon this savage beast!" :thumbsup

now getting real primobolan depot is the tricky part...try the professionalmuscle forum you will find lots of legit suppliers there...you still have to import it to the USA and steroids are not legal in the land of the free but they are in the rest of the free world...

you do not need anything to come off the cycle...primo is self tapering and you will barely feel it...

Porn makes mine bigger every time - It at least triples in size in a matter of seconds - You should try it:winkwink:...

As usual, you're a wellspring of male enhancement knowledge. Can you take steroids without being engaged in a heavy physical training?

It would be such a shame...you could easily pack on 15lb pure muscle mass...you would get to keep half
..primo let's you keep the gains unless you are a lazy fuck...

Pro tip: when you take the primo, about 5 weeks in get some weed and Viagra...you will have your first diamond hard erection...not possible with normal blood volume and viscousity...get a worn out hooker and a metal can as a condom and pound that shit until it runs away lol

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Lot of penis extenders are available on ebay ... :stoned

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/qSkAA...2i6/s-l400.jpg

You had me at "diamond hard erection" . . .

If you're really really ballsy use nitroglycerin creme with this...use it on your dick as a vasodilator...you may die...but if not, you will gain mythical hardness that has been reached only by a select few...you will not know what to do with your life...

Crawl back into your mommy, cook for a little longer and hope you come out better the second time. In other words....no.

Yes.

Become a millionaire. Every girl you meet will tell you it's HUGE.

Added to my wishlist ...

You sure know how to live dangerously ...