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klinton 05-27-2018 02:48 AM

painting of Russian Tzar Ivan the Terrible destroyed by drunk RUSsian in art gallery
 
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...in-pole-attack

“I came to look at the painting,” the man told the police. “I wanted to leave, but then dropped into the [gallery’s] buffet and drank 100 grams of vodka. I don’t drink vodka and became overwhelmed by something.”

Some Russian media cited him as saying he had attacked the painting because he thought its depiction of Russian history was inaccurate.

https://i.pinimg.com/170x/9f/a1/b6/9...ssed-rowan.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Google Expert 05-27-2018 05:22 AM

Those are not real paintings on display.

The vast majority of art belonging to the world’s top art institutions is at any time hidden from public view in temperature-controlled, darkened, and meticulously organised storage facilities.

crockett 05-27-2018 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Google Expert (Post 22276990)
Those are not real paintings on display.

The vast majority of art belonging to the world’s top art institutions is at any time hidden from public view in temperature-controlled, darkened, and meticulously organised storage facilities.

sure it's just all made up fake news....

Google Expert 05-27-2018 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22277009)
sure it's just all made up fake news....

The painting was a reproduction, dumbass.

Real one is stored in the museum cellars.

Bladewire 05-27-2018 08:02 AM

This what happens when you push CYBERSEO over the limit Putin!

bns666 05-27-2018 09:11 AM

:1orglaugh

dyna mo 05-27-2018 09:17 AM

a terrible painting was destroyed.

just a punk 05-27-2018 09:30 AM

The painting was not destroyed. It was just damaged (fortunately). I don't know if it was a real one of a reproduction (both versions are possible). But the museum has estimated the damage as a half of million rubles (about $8200 USD) and (fortunately again) it will be recovered... or if it was just a reproduction, it will be replaced by the new one - I don't know.

As about that guy... He was not drunk because as he says, he has drunken 100 grams of vodka, which is almost nothing for an adult male. I think he is just a psycho.

Bladewire 05-27-2018 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22277102)
half of million rubles (about $82.00 USD)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh





dyna mo 05-27-2018 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22277102)
The painting was not destroyed. It was just damaged (fortunately). I don't know if it was a real one of a reproduction (both versions are possible). But the museum has estimated the damage as a half of million rubles (about $8200 USD) and (fortunately again) it will be recovered... or if it was just a reproduction, it will be replaced by the new one - I don't know.

As about that guy... He was not drunk because as he said, he has drunken 100 grams of vodka, which is almost nothing for an adult male. I think he is just a psycho.

got it, ruskie psychos get free pass.

just a punk 05-27-2018 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22277105)
got it, ruskie psychos get free pass.

A multi pass...

http://gagadget.com/media/uploads/egov/multipass.jpg

Bladewire 05-27-2018 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22277110)

One of my favorites :thumbsup

dyna mo 05-27-2018 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22277110)

leeloo was from outer space not ruskieville.

just a punk 05-27-2018 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22277114)
One of my favorites

She's a psycho (Leeloo), she's half-Russian (the actress), she speaks Russian... so as dyna mo said, she has a multi pass ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22277117)
leeloo was from outer space not ruskieville.

Are you sure? ;)




Sid70 05-27-2018 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22277117)
leeloo was from outer space not ruskieville.

Born: December 17, 1975 (age 42 years), Kiev, Ukraine

She is Ukrainian.

crockett 05-27-2018 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22277117)
leeloo was from outer space not ruskieville.

Same place almost..

dyna mo 05-27-2018 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22277118)
She's a psycho (Leeloo), she's half-Russian (the actress), she speaks Russian... so as dyna mo said, she has a multi pass ;)



Are you sure? ;)

of course I'm sure. she sings about being an alien even. she smokes weed too.


just a punk 05-27-2018 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 22277128)
Born: December 17, 1975 (age 42 years), Kiev, Ukraine

She is Ukrainian.

In 1975 Kiev was a part of the USSR (there was no Malorossia anymore and no Ukraine yet). She lived in Moscow and her mother is Russian (listen to her interview above). I was born is some Muslim republic of nomads (real nomads, Karl!) but it doesn't mean I'm not Russian ;) Since both my parents are ethnic Russians.

FYI: Milla Jovovich even doesn't speak "mova" - something you call the the Ukrainian language.

P.S. Also please refresh my memory. Who the Ukrainians are if not the ethnic Russians? The aliens from planet Nibiru? Who are you personally? Not Russian?

Sid70 05-27-2018 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22277129)
Same place almost..

Not at all, my Mexican friend.

Sid70 05-27-2018 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22277133)
In 1975 Kiev was a part of the USSR (there was no Malorossia anymore and no Ukraine yet). She lived in Moscow and her mother is Russian (listen to her interview above). I was born is some Muslim republic of nomads (real nomads, Karl!) but it doesn't mean I'm not Russian ;) Since both my parents are ethnic Russians.

FYI: Milla Jovovich even doesn't speak "mova" - something you call the the Ukrainian language.

P.S. Also please refresh my memory. Who the Ukrainians are if not the ethnic Russians? The aliens from planet Nibiru? Who are you personally? Not Russian?

No matter what you say, moron, suck a mandingo first.

Bladewire 05-27-2018 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22277133)
In 1975 Kiev was a part of the USSR (there was no Malorossia anymore and no Ukraine yet). She lived in Moscow and her mother is Russian (listen to her interview above). I was born is some Muslim republic of nomads (real nomads, Karl!) but it doesn't mean I'm not Russian ;) Since both my parents are ethnic Russians.

FYI: Milla Jovovich even doesn't speak "mova" - something you call the the Ukrainian language.

P.S. Also please refresh my memory. Who the Ukrainians are if not the ethnic Russians? The aliens from planet Nibiru? Who are you personally? Not Russian?

You'd find a way to make anyone Russian! Just like the tube sites with American videos that Russians stole and renamed all the hot chicks and guys Russian names and change the descriptions to Russian short stories :1orglaugh

You were on here a while ago saying all white people are descendants of Russians! You need better schools in Russia :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

just a punk 05-27-2018 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 22277135)
No matter what you say, moron, suck a mandingo first.

Doesn't matter that I say. But it does matter that she says about Russia and the Ukraine. You may go back to your vodka, ruskie gypsy ;)

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22277136)
You'd find a way to make anyone Russian!

No, not everyone. Fags like you will never get a Russian multi pass ;)

Bladewire 05-27-2018 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22277137)
No, not everyone. Fags like you will never get a Russian multi pass ;)

Get your hand off your dick when you say such things Grandpa people will think you want your uncut Ruskie smegma dick Gay sucked

dyna mo 05-27-2018 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22277137)


No, not everyone. Fags like you will never get a Russian multi pass ;)



good thing for you putin banned gay parades

just a punk 05-27-2018 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22277139)
good thing for you putin banned gay parades

I don't care about gays. Putin cares about them, because if those parades were allowed, there were a lot of victims on the streets - just believe me... There are many special gay clubs. Go there and do what you want, but what is a reason to go to the streets and make the people angry?

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22277138)
Get your hand off your dick when you say such things Grandpa people will think you want your uncut Ruskie smegma dick Gay sucked

No, your gay grandpa has no chances. At least... he has no Russian multi pass ;)

dyna mo 05-27-2018 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22277140)
I don't care about gays. Putin cares about them, because if they were allowed, there were a lot of victims on the streets - just believe me...



No, your gay grandpa has no chances. At least... he has no Russian multi pass ;)

riiiiiiiight. that's why you use gay slurs.

just a punk 05-27-2018 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22277144)
riiiiiiiight. that's why you use gay slurs.

Which ones? A "fag" and a "gay" have a different meaning in my language and they have a different different meaning in English too. Not every gay is a fag and not every fag is a gay. Hey it's your mother language and you should see the difference.

dyna mo 05-27-2018 11:41 AM

don't bail out now ruskie

https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset..._720_noupscale

Google Expert 05-27-2018 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22277133)
In 1975 Kiev was a part of the USSR (there was no Malorossia anymore and no Ukraine yet)

Wrong again, Boris.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukrainian_Soviet_Republic

Sid70 05-27-2018 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22277137)
Doesn't matter that I say. But it does matter that she says about Russia and the Ukraine. You may go back to your vodka, ruskie gypsy ;)



No, not everyone. Fags like you will never get a Russian multi pass ;)

Huge mandingo right at your butt. I won't be using any arguments to talk to a deep shit like you.

Bladewire 05-27-2018 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22277140)
No, your gay grandpa has no chances. At least... he has no Russian multi pass ;)

My Ancestry DNA says I'm > 1% Russian so suck it Boris!

pimpmaster9000 05-27-2018 02:47 PM

pooty was like :"be gone faggots!" and the gay parade was banned for 100 years and everybody lived happily ever after..the end...

just a punk 05-28-2018 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Google Expert (Post 22277173)

What exactly is wrong in my post? Kiev was a part of the USSR. I'll tell you more, it was a capital of Russia back in times. The modern Ukraine consists of the territories of the former Ukrainian Republic, made by Lenin and Stalin. For example, all the Western Ukraine (e.g. Lviv) is a territory, which was occupied by the Soviet Union (Stalin), annexed from Poland and joined to the USSR. Now we know it as the Ukraine. Educate yourself: Polish-Ukrainian War.

https://malorus.files.wordpress.com/...654_-_2014.jpg

The map of the Ukrainian Soviet Republic above explains just everything (Lenin, Stalin and Khrushchev have created the Ukraine as we know it). The Ukraine has always been a part of the Russian Empire and after that is was a part of the USSR (that's why the Ukraine means "outskirts" in Russian). It's got the independence only in 1991 when the USSR has collapsed.


pornguy 05-28-2018 09:03 AM

Like it or not. Agree with it or not. that painting was a piece of history. Just the age of it makes it that way.

I do hope that the real deal is sealed away somewhere and it was not damaged.

just a punk 05-28-2018 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 22277516)
that painting was a piece of history

Why was? It is. And it will be restored of course.

Bladewire 05-28-2018 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 22277516)
Like it or not. Agree with it or not. that painting was a piece of history. Just the age of it makes it that way.

I do hope that the real deal is sealed away somewhere and it was not damaged.

After the apocalypse you'll look back remembering this thread and how Boris reminisced about homosexuality faggots and Gays and all the time talking about coveted pieces of history long destroyed. Sad

just a punk 05-28-2018 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22277532)
and Gays

I like how you write it... with a capital letter :1orglaugh

Bladewire 05-28-2018 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22277535)
I like how you write it... with a capital letter :1orglaugh

Yes for years I've used G forvGays, as a sign of respect.

Search my 15 years posting history here G from the beginning. Took you 15 years to notice :1orglaugh :winkwink:

pornguy 05-28-2018 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22277527)
Why was? It is. And it will be restored of course.

Love how defensive people get. It is and it will be and it shall be and it was.


Get over the word and move on. point it. Its Historic weather people like it or not.

dyna mo 05-28-2018 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 22277516)
Like it or not. Agree with it or not. that painting was a piece of history. Just the age of it makes it that way.

I do hope that the real deal is sealed away somewhere and it was not damaged.

it's a myth that most every piece of artwork displayed in museums worldwide are fakes. It's not at all even accurate.

just a punk 05-28-2018 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 22277540)
Love how defensive people get.

Defensive? Who does defense here? I know it was damaged and it will be restored. I'm rally not sure if it was the original or the reproduction, but when the officials say that the cost of the damage is a bit more than $8000 USD, I think it was not so serious. Or... as one guy here said it was just a copy (reproduction). I don't know.

dyna mo 05-28-2018 10:16 AM

ruskie: but but but faggot doesn't mean gay in ruskieville!!

dance ruskie

A young gay man has been insulted and later outed after phoning a helpline in Russia

The man reportedly called FROG, a St Petersburg-based Russian hotline, looking for counselling. 

After the man explained that he was gay, FROG’s employee told him: “This line isn’t for faggots.”
The man complained via social media to FROG’s director Alexander Bronshtein, but the manager condoned his employee’s behaviour.

Bronshtein told him: “You were told [we] don’t work with faggotry and then you were wished all the best. What’s rude about this?”

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/05/1...sian-helpline/

OneHungLo 05-28-2018 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22277542)
it's a myth that most every piece of artwork displayed in museums worldwide are fakes. It's not at all even accurate.

Yup 500 million stolen in Boston in 1990

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabel...r_Museum_theft

just a punk 05-28-2018 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22277545)
ruskie: but but but faggot doesn't mean gay in ruskieville!!

Seems I did hit a nerve ;)

dyna mo 05-28-2018 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22277558)
Yup 500 million stolen in Boston in 1990

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabel...r_Museum_theft

Granted some are representations, but could you imagine the outrage from the art community if museums kept [most] all originals to themselves tucked away somewhere, hush hush style?

indeed!

dyna mo 05-28-2018 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22277561)
Seems I did hit a nerve ;)

sure, think I'm gay, I'm fine with that. but guess what? you're still a homophobic bigot.

JFK 05-28-2018 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22277087)
a terrible painting was destroyed.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Groan :Graucho

dyna mo 05-28-2018 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 22277580)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Groan :Graucho

finally!


thank you, please try the steak and tip your waitress! I'm here all week.

Bladewire 05-28-2018 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22277561)
Seems I did hit a nerve ;)

Your dick's to small to "hit a nerve"

just a punk 05-28-2018 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22277589)
Your dick's to small to "hit a nerve"

It's not indented to hit your nerve. It has a very different purpose ;)

The pictures of the damaged painting BTW: https://www.rbc.ru/society/28/05/201...7947e7d0ffef3d


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