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Bladewire 05-30-2018 10:22 AM

BREAKING! FBI has reconstructed shredded documents from raid on Michael Cohen
 
Holy shit Michael Cohen is so fucked!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

"Federal prosecutors revealed on Wednesday in the Michael Cohen case that they will present to the court shredded documents that have been reassembled.

During a hearing in federal district court on Wednesday, Assistant U.S. Attorney Rachel Maimin said that prosecutors would provide “the contents of a shredding machine” in coming days, according to New York Daily News court reporter Stephen Brown.

Former FBI Special Agent Asha Rangappa noted that the FBI has an “amazing” ability to reassemble shredded documents.

“This will not end well for the defense,” she wrote on Twitter."

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/05/fbi...-well-defense/

brassmonkey 05-30-2018 10:29 AM

what ever happened to using a match???

MaDalton 05-30-2018 10:29 AM

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Bladewire 05-30-2018 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by StefanG (Post 22278713)


Rochard 05-30-2018 10:36 AM

We should have an investigation...

dyna mo 05-30-2018 10:44 AM

on top of the evidence being reconstructed and likely incriminating, add 20 years to Cohen's sentencing-

18 U.S. Code § 1519 - Destruction, alteration, or falsification of records in Federal investigations
US Code

Whoever knowingly alters, destroys, mutilates, conceals, covers up, falsifies, or makes a false entry in any record, document, or tangible object with the intent to impede, obstruct, or influence the investigation or proper administration of any matter within the jurisdiction of any department or agency of the United States or any case filed under title 11, or in relation to or contemplation of any such matter or case, shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.

Bladewire 05-30-2018 10:47 AM

I hope one of the reconstructed shredded documents is Trump telling Cohen to shred the documents :1orglaugh:banana:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 05-30-2018 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22278723)
I hope one of the reconstructed shredded documents is Trump telling Cohen to shred the documents :1orglaugh:banana:1orglaugh

you huffin? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh trump would not write a damn thing. he has people that write things.

Bladewire 05-30-2018 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22278726)
you huffin? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh trump would not write a damn thing. he has people that write things.

He has documents printed, signs them, and has his assistant scan them to email. He also has his assistant print emails he receives. He's a strange bird, not that it needs to be said lol

brassmonkey 05-30-2018 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22278732)
He has documents printed, signs them, and has his assistant scan them to email. He also has his assistant print emails he receives. He's a strange bird, not that it needs to be said lol

its an old trick. you can't prove it's actually him doing it! most of the people in high places do the pre-signed stamp shit.

beerptrol 05-30-2018 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22278723)
I hope one of the reconstructed shredded documents is Trump telling Cohen to shred the documents :1orglaugh:banana:1orglaugh

He probably sent his errand boy Nunes over there and tell him to shred

bronco67 05-30-2018 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22278732)
He has documents printed, signs them, and has his assistant scan them to email. He also has his assistant print emails he receives. He's a strange bird, not that it needs to be said lol

He really is a Grade-A fucking asshole.

rowan 05-30-2018 12:36 PM

Must not be a very good shredder if they're able to piece the documents back together. I use a cross cut shredder, put the pieces into a bucket of water, then mix it all up.

Side note: Why does Trump sign his name with a fat texta?

2MuchMark 05-30-2018 01:06 PM

I hope Cohen flips.

Bladewire 05-30-2018 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by rowan (Post 22278783)
Must not be a very good shredder if they're able to piece the documents back together. I use a cross cut shredder, put the pieces into a bucket of water, then mix it all up.

Side note: Why does Trump sign his name with a fat texta?

Years ago I used yo have a shredder.

When you put too many pieces of paper in at the same time they clump together through the shredder and you can easily piece them back together. So I stopped reading after I noticed that lol

The only way to effectively shred documents is to get across Shredder that shreds horizontally and diagonally at the same time creating little squares less than half an inch but they are very expensive :thumbsup

rowan 05-30-2018 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22278827)
The only way to effectively shred documents is to get across Shredder that shreds horizontally and diagonally at the same time creating little squares less than half an inch but they are very expensive :thumbsup

Yes, that's the cross cut shredder I mentioned. A basic one is more expensive than the strip type, but not super expensive. I paid around $USD120 for mine.

JFK 05-31-2018 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22278712)
what ever happened to using a match???

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh This reminds me of Iran , after the takeover of the US embassy, when they re assembled all the shredded documents ! :1orglaugh

Bladewire 05-31-2018 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 22279220)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh This reminds me of Iran , after the takeover of the US embassy, when they re assembled all the shredded documents ! :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:thumbsup

brassmonkey 05-31-2018 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 22279220)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh This reminds me of Iran , after the takeover of the US embassy, when they re assembled all the shredded documents ! :1orglaugh

shit you would have to use some alien tech to read it after i was finished. fucking vodka in my desk drawer and a match poof!!!!


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