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MatureKing 05-31-2018 12:55 PM

Small house
 
We arrived with my Hot thai Lady into the heart of Thailand. Where her childhood was. When we rent a bungalo it was fucking cool. I had a free towel, slippers and SOAP. HAHA... I was Mr. Number one Who took a shower.. Yeah... After we should find the place where to eat.. small Kitchen (soop and drink). We ate and come down.. Color Lights was fantastic.. Old buildings and sexy street turns.. My friends.. Happy shower, damn good slippers and soap made romantic it all...
From old memories

CurrentlySober 05-31-2018 12:58 PM

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MatureKing 06-01-2018 11:40 AM

Mr Old Dick called in dangerous minute and said to us, get out of the town. We should go to the North and take some food and slippers

MatureKing 06-03-2018 11:23 AM

knock knock, hello how are you doing? We are fine, Thanks. Where we can dinner? Accross the street have very good restaurant. They have fish barbeq

SBJ 06-03-2018 11:35 AM

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mineistaken 06-03-2018 11:45 AM

So you are one of those losers who had to import a wife?

MatureKing 06-03-2018 12:16 PM

Bad girlfriend not same

mineistaken 06-03-2018 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MatureKing (Post 22280944)
Bad girlfriend not same

:thumbsup:2 cents:

onwebcam 06-03-2018 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MatureKing (Post 22279327)
We arrived with my Hot thai Lady into the heart of Thailand. Where her childhood was. When we rent a bungalo it was fucking cool. I had a free towel, slippers and SOAP. HAHA... I was Mr. Number one Who took a shower.. Yeah... After we should find the place where to eat.. small Kitchen (soop and drink). We ate and come down.. Color Lights was fantastic.. Old buildings and sexy street turns.. My friends.. Happy shower, damn good slippers and soap made romantic it all...
From old memories

Via Google TRANSlator: "I'm dating a Thai tranny who lived in a box and he gave me a sponge bath from bottled water.."

brassmonkey 06-04-2018 12:03 AM

don't walk around drunk in that place. the cops will beat your ass man

just a punk 06-04-2018 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MatureKing (Post 22279327)
We arrived with my Hot thai Lady into the heart of Thailand. Where her childhood was.

Since then traps became ladies?

MatureKing 06-04-2018 11:44 AM

Mr Old Dick called again and said the man in shorts will be near there Hotel in 5-6 minutes. When they met him. He gave to thai cutie a bunch of papers looked like a letter. She asked what is this. In the end of the paper was address. And you must go alone by this address as Mr Old Dick said.

Brassmonkey Police stay another street where sokopok guys make dirty.

CurrentlySober 06-04-2018 11:52 AM

OK, I'm getting this now - 'Mr Old Dick' means Paul Markham... Carry on...

MatureKing 06-05-2018 12:10 PM

When they arrived to destination place, they saw big door. Knock knock.... After was deep voice.. Password.. They were in confusion.. But after Thai cutie looked back and down, then she saw her panties size.. He didn't understand what is going on.. She came to door closer and said XXS.. Door was opened.. The man behind the door said.. Oh... You from Mr. Old Dick.. OH YEAHH.. Wait... the man behind the door said.. He went to the next room and back with square packet.. This for you sweet ladie said Man behind the door. She checked the packet.. And it was costume.. Costume of school girl... Now go said Man behind the door.. When they go out.. Thai ladie got message on her Mobile phone.. It was New address. Let me take a look he said. Do you know where is it? she asked.. It's. fu...

CaptainHowdy 06-05-2018 01:19 PM

You're Mr. Old Dick?? I'm lost.

ghjghj 06-05-2018 08:42 PM

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MatureKing 06-06-2018 11:35 AM

Mr. Old Dick behind the scene

... It's fucking whore house.. What? Thai Lady asked. Bad People comes to "Small house" and choose the cutie from the scene then go in private room. Oh shit.. Thai Lady said.. I should go there in this costume and what... We can't refuse to Mr. Old Dick.. He said.. Ok, ok.. Just one time.. After.. I want see Mr. Old Dick.. How? He asked.. I know what we can.. she said.. We arrived straight to the "Small House". You will be wait for me here... She said..
After she entered the "Small house", I didn't see her. All Night I spent my time in a massage saloon, they have had beds for sleeping.
Next morning I met she near the place.. I saw tears.. Tell something.. I said.. I was sing karaoke and old guy penetrated under the skirt.. Oh fuck he said

OneHungLo 06-06-2018 11:38 AM

What in the fuck is going on in here?

MatureKing 06-06-2018 06:51 PM

Thai eat White)

CyberSEO no facts

MatureKing 06-06-2018 08:42 PM

Mr. Old Dick calling... Hello, how far are you from "Small house"? Very close... She said. Go to your Hotel and wait for my call, get ready to wear costume.. Black Honda will pick u up.. Mr Old Dick was off

MatureKing 06-07-2018 12:37 PM

Black Honda left Hotel with Lady.. After Some times I get to the "Small House". I didn't see Honda parked there. I called my thai cutie, she said I'm inside "Small House".. After I get in.. see Some Girls and bar.. nothing more.. It was about 5 AM.... The phone is dead.. People left and left "Small House".. No call from my sweet Lady and no messages from Mr Old Dick..... OhGOD


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