This jagoff jus asked me to switch my aisle seat with his wife who’s in a middle seat
 

Seriously wtf?!? I’m a nice guy but not THAT nice.. and honestly, fuck you for even asking!

Dont worry. Bus journeys dont last very long...

Is the wife nowhere near attractive??

Ha... dont say that until you rode a greyhound. I had no idea how had they were until I did. I spent 2 days to go from central Florida to Atlanta and still had to get a rental car to get where I was going because the bus was gonna take 2 more days of reroutes and delays..


Honestly, I never knew greyhound was that bad, I never knew anyone who had ridden one so I just expected it to be a "normal" transportation mode....

Never again, I'd walk first..lol

On most European flights you pay to reserve a seat and I always get a left isle because my right leg gets really bad cramp after an accident years ago - So many times I have had people get really pissed off with me because I wont swap...

All flights are reserved seating....I once switched seats with a new mother and her husband, they had a little one with them and he was going to be next to me...crying baby ...hell no!

Nowhere near!

Drink more..

I want to see the BTS footage

Picture of the wife or it didn't happen.

Hahahaha, well played!

fuck that! I'm over 6 foot tall so I value my aisle seats.

fuck that hairy musty bitch. tell him to move on or risk downing a can of whoop ass!

exactly..

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https://www.seatguru.com :thumbsup

Back in 2001 my job transferred me from a PA location to a south florida location. They put me on a Greyhound... #neveragain

Atlanta was where it got all screwed up. My bus kept getting cancelled and when I finally got on one, something happened and we had to go back to Atlanta. By the time we got back in, there were no more buses so I had to wait till 4:30am. I fell asleep on a bench and one of the security tried throwing me out as homeless since I was wrapped up in a blanket.

#neveragain

I asked for a better seat on one of my last flights, so they obliged, they put me in an exit row, closer to the front. With a screaming fucking kid, right behind me the whole flight ! :helpme So be careful what you ask for !:1orglaugh

a fucking water buffalo in the back farting :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Kid behind you kicking seat the whole time = the worst

So do I!

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