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blackmonsters 06-12-2018 06:22 AM

I paid $5 for some chocolate.
 
It tasted just like chocolate.

I got my blood pressure checked for free though.

:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 06-12-2018 06:30 AM

I just stole a bar from my local corner shop last time I was in there.

Melted in my pocket before I got home, but the mess felt pretty normal so I ate it anyway...

brassmonkey 06-12-2018 11:32 AM

let me guess... :Oh crap you sat there and ate it all :helpme:helpme:helpme :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
https://i.imgur.com/Slz11Sp.gif

blackmonsters 06-12-2018 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22285935)
let me guess... :Oh crap you sat there and ate it all :helpme:helpme:helpme :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
https://i.imgur.com/Slz11Sp.gif

Yo mamma!

:1orglaugh

Bladewire 06-12-2018 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22285935)
let me guess... :Oh crap you sat there and ate it all :helpme:helpme:helpme :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
https://i.imgur.com/Slz11Sp.gif

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Speigelau 06-12-2018 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22285721)
It tasted just like chocolate.

I got my blood pressure checked for free though.

:1orglaugh

So what was your blood pressure?

blackmonsters 06-12-2018 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by speigelau (Post 22286033)
so what was your blood pressure?

115/62

:)

RyuLion 06-12-2018 04:45 PM

So what happens if your pressure is really high? Can you blowup/ cumbust? :upsidedow

blackmonsters 06-12-2018 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 22286073)
So what happens if your pressure is really high? Can you blowup/ cumbust? :upsidedow

You could have heart failure and stroke.

:helpme

OneHungLo 06-12-2018 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22286061)
115/62

:)

That's good. I thought you were really overweight?

blackmonsters 06-12-2018 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22286083)
That's good. I thought you were really overweight?

Yo mamma!


:1orglaugh

OneHungLo 06-12-2018 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22286090)
Yo mamma!


:1orglaugh

Your fat ass must be on blood pressure meds :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

HairyChick 06-12-2018 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22286061)
115/62

:)

108/62 just now with no meds. Calm day. The other day was stressful and it was 138/84. A real anomaly that scared the nurse!

You must be on a low-salt regimen.

Caldo 06-12-2018 09:06 PM

yummy :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Manfap 06-13-2018 05:32 AM

I have no idea what my blood pressure is, no idea what my colesterol is, been to the doctors once in 20 years. Should probably get a checkup.

CaptainHowdy 06-13-2018 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manfap (Post 22286264)
I have no idea what my blood pressure is, no idea what my colesterol is, been to the doctors once in 20 years. Should probably get a checkup.

Ignorance is bliss in medical matters . . .


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