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baddog 06-18-2018 02:10 PM

Getting away with murder
 
It cannot be that difficult.

GFED 06-18-2018 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22289618)
It cannot be that difficult.

You already ruined your chances.

Matt-ADX 06-18-2018 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by GFED (Post 22289619)
You already ruined your chances.

I laughed.

I heard somewhere that if you were to commit murder if you pick a totally random person the chances of you getting caught is slim to nil.

GAMEFINEST 06-18-2018 02:33 PM

DNA is a bitch

Matt-ADX 06-18-2018 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST (Post 22289635)
DNA is a bitch

Not if you don't have any on record anywhere.

Rochard 06-18-2018 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt-ADX (Post 22289637)
Not if you don't have any on record anywhere.

That's not true at all.

My DNA is not in any "system" (at least to the best of my knowledge). So I kill someone, and leave my DNA at the scene. No problem because I'm not "in the system" right? Wrong. My cousin is in the system, or one of my brothers or sisters.

That's how they found the Golden State Killer just recently. He wasn't in the system, but his cousin was. Once they had a blood relative, they just had to narrow it down.

Smack dat 06-18-2018 03:29 PM

Leaving DNA at a crime scene is an amateur mistake.

pimpmaster9000 06-18-2018 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST (Post 22289635)
DNA is a bitch

not if you have a Y chromosome twin brother who is also a homicidal maniac then its pretty easy...you go do the murder and then you let them draw your DNA you argue it was not you and could have been your brother and they test him and BOOM now they can not determine who did it...

onwebcam 06-18-2018 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt-ADX (Post 22289637)
Not if you don't have any on record anywhere.

Depending on when you were born your dna may be in a gov database. Since the early 80s most states began collecting it at birth. Also think about the recent case were they found that serial killer via his relatives through online DB.

GFED 06-19-2018 05:40 AM

Does this have anything to do with Bladewire being MIA?

CaptainHowdy 06-19-2018 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by GFED (Post 22289914)
Does this have anything to do with Bladewire being MIA?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uK9UCQp4eB...nt-express.gif

Matt-ADX 06-19-2018 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22289661)
That's not true at all.

My DNA is not in any "system" (at least to the best of my knowledge). So I kill someone, and leave my DNA at the scene. No problem because I'm not "in the system" right? Wrong. My cousin is in the system, or one of my brothers or sisters.

That's how they found the Golden State Killer just recently. He wasn't in the system, but his cousin was. Once they had a blood relative, they just had to narrow it down.

Yes that was very new since they now use Ancestry and the likes. You are right in that regard.

blackmonsters 06-19-2018 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22289618)
It cannot be that difficult.



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Look Chang 06-19-2018 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 22289664)
Leaving DNA at a crime scene is an amateur mistake.

Just wear a space suit and three condoms while raping a woman ... :2 cents:

http://www.wonderworksweb.com/ftpfol.../image1078.jpg

SBJ 06-19-2018 06:26 PM

can't believe it hasn't been said yet but join the police force and you can do it and get paid for it. :2 cents:

bronco67 06-19-2018 07:03 PM

OJ did it....why not?

blackmonsters 06-19-2018 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22290373)
Just wear a space suit and three condoms while raping a woman ... :2 cents:

http://www.wonderworksweb.com/ftpfol.../image1078.jpg


You can also get back into you space craft without bringing any radiation aboard with this suit.

:uhoh

crockett 06-19-2018 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22289661)
That's not true at all.

My DNA is not in any "system" (at least to the best of my knowledge). So I kill someone, and leave my DNA at the scene. No problem because I'm not "in the system" right? Wrong. My cousin is in the system, or one of my brothers or sisters.

That's how they found the Golden State Killer just recently. He wasn't in the system, but his cousin was. Once they had a blood relative, they just had to narrow it down.

Ancestry.com is the world's biggest DNA honeypot. There is no way the FBI/ CIA dont have access to these online DNA platform's databases..

brassmonkey 06-19-2018 08:36 PM

depends on who you are killing. never hire anyone.

Zeiss 06-19-2018 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by GFED (Post 22289619)
You already ruined your chances.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

CurrentlySober 06-20-2018 01:44 AM

Just give them a huge injection of epinephrine to induce a heart attack. Then call 911 and say the persons unresponsive. 911 will arrive and give a further epinephrine injection (Thus explaining epinephrine in the system)

Post mortem reveals heart attack / natural causes

adultchatpay 06-20-2018 02:52 AM

Make it look like an accident

CaptainHowdy 06-20-2018 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by currentlysober (Post 22290486)
just give them a huge injection of epinephrine to induce a heart attack. Then call 911 and say the persons unresponsive. 911 will arrive and give a further epinephrine injection (thus explaining epinephrine in the system)

post mortem reveals heart attack / natural causes

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freecartoonporn 06-20-2018 06:05 AM

make it look like accident.

$5 submissions 06-20-2018 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt-ADX (Post 22289627)
I laughed.

I heard somewhere that if you were to commit murder if you pick a totally random person the chances of you getting caught is slim to nil.

FBI statistics support that conclusion.

$5 submissions 06-20-2018 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22290486)
Just give them a huge injection of epinephrine to induce a heart attack. Then call 911 and say the persons unresponsive. 911 will arrive and give a further epinephrine injection (Thus explaining epinephrine in the system)

Post mortem reveals heart attack / natural causes

Potassium chloride apparently has the same 'natural' effect

GFED 06-20-2018 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 22290933)
Potassium chloride apparently has the same 'natural' effect

That's how the doctors murdered both of my parents in the hospital. Potassium overdose followed by heartattack.

Bladewire 06-20-2018 04:32 PM

Alt-right cucks ( not GFED ) melting down plotting murder :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The Porn Nerd 06-20-2018 04:45 PM

Time to take care of that enemies list Baddog?
What are you really saying here? :D

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22290945)

Lucy looks like Ricky just flashed her and said, "Say hello to my little friend!"

:D

freecartoonporn 06-20-2018 10:42 PM

fake your death.


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