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MatureKing 06-27-2018 09:08 PM

Little slut
 
You never could imagine that... I buy a beer and near stay this little slut and ask about taste of the beer, I say damn good for sure.. And what next? How do you think? She said Oh.. After was a big pause. I almost finish buying, then she ask can I Have one? What the hell is going on in this city? I don't know how she wanted to pay for it..

dillfly2000 06-27-2018 09:34 PM

I'm drinking so not sure if I read that correctly.

SBJ 06-27-2018 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dillfly2000 (Post 22295102)
I'm drinking so not sure if I read that correctly.

he's drinking too cause he makes little sense..

freecartoonporn 06-27-2018 09:55 PM

thats fuck me signal

davidCRM 06-27-2018 11:46 PM

i have a hard time deciphering the initial sentence

freecartoonporn 06-28-2018 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidCRM (Post 22295125)
i have a hard time deciphering the initial sentence

thank you, i am not alone.

CaptainHowdy 06-28-2018 03:50 AM

Never dealt with a woman before??

Look Chang 06-28-2018 04:46 AM

Op just met a bar girl and has no clue how to conclude ... :stoned

blackmonsters 06-28-2018 05:27 AM

Ummm, buy the beer and then ask for some pussy.

WTF.

slapass 06-28-2018 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22295229)
Ummm, buy the beer and then ask for some pussy.

WTF.

I would reverse the order but yeah, pretty much this.

bloggerz 06-28-2018 06:23 AM

Hmmm... since I don't understand what you're saying, cool story bro???

Busty2 06-28-2018 06:45 AM

Its obvious English is not his first language ?

MatureKing 06-28-2018 07:49 AM

yeah.. heard about french guys sitting here.. may be not understand at all.. but situation happened when I was sleeping

nude images 06-28-2018 08:14 AM

Yes signals. :D

MatureKing 06-28-2018 01:07 PM

You may not believe, but story with lemonade in the bar have sense.. I ordered a bottle of Chang, but lady said try our lemonade made special today... And blobs on her boobs, was OhOHoh

Matt-ADX 06-28-2018 01:20 PM

This thread is a riddle wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in an enigma

CaptainHowdy 06-28-2018 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt-ADX (Post 22295493)
This thread is a riddle wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in an enigma

https://media3.giphy.com/media/XDS6gnQ4ZOqhW/200.gif

NatalieK 06-28-2018 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MatureKing (Post 22295092)
You never could imagine that... I buy a beer and near stay this little slut and ask about taste of the beer, I say damn good for sure.. And what next? How do you think? She said Oh.. After was a big pause. I almost finish buying, then she ask can I Have one? What the hell is going on in this city? I don't know how she wanted to pay for it..

first, the little slut thought you were a big prick, so after you almost finished paying, she asked you for a drink, to enjoy a drink.

If you did not understand she asked if you could buy a her a drink, you must be a massive prick :thumbsup


reason I love Spain...

no need to ask how someone is going to pay for something, because everyone just pays for everyone :2 cents:

MatureKing 06-28-2018 02:10 PM

And now we have lemonade stealer.

http://newsed.ru/uploads/posts/2017-...hotlivoy_1.jpg

baddog 06-28-2018 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busty2 (Post 22295265)
Its obvious English is not his first language ?

Your comment looks like it was typed by an ESL person also. :2 cents:

MatureKing 06-28-2018 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busty2 (Post 22295265)
Its obvious English is not his first language ?

Was time wheN I talked to American, but talk was about sausages from 7eleven. He bet on sausages

MatureKing 06-28-2018 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 22295536)
first, the little slut thought you were a big prick, so after you almost finished paying, she asked you for a drink, to enjoy a drink.

If you did not understand she asked if you could buy a her a drink, you must be a massive prick :thumbsup


reason I love Spain...

I heard something about spanish women, they like men.. My thoughts

thirdworldxxx 06-28-2018 03:39 PM

https://media.tenor.com/images/76a12...0575/tenor.gif

MatureKing 06-28-2018 07:41 PM

No no, gays not ignore spanish women

MatureKing 06-29-2018 02:26 AM

One buddy ask, why slutties not give presents for men

kmanrox 06-29-2018 05:47 AM

Oh. I thought I was being called out.

adultchatpay 06-29-2018 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MatureKing (Post 22295544)

:thumbsup:thumbsup

JFK 06-29-2018 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nude images (Post 22295311)
Yes signals. :D

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

MatureKing 06-29-2018 12:33 PM

Guys, guys, I had a story from babe looks like.

https://steemitimages.com/DQmetqbFLw...75715932_n.png

Story was about do I like her panties? Or it looks sluttie

CaptainHowdy 06-29-2018 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 22295905)
Oh. I thought I was being called out.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh . . .

InfoGuy 06-29-2018 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22295224)
Op just met a bar girl and has no clue how to conclude ... :stoned

If the girl asked to go home with him, OP would probably ask her for gas money. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

testpie 06-29-2018 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dillfly2000 (Post 22295102)
I'm drinking so not sure if I read that correctly.

Quoted for truth :2 cents:

nico-t 06-30-2018 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 22295536)
first, the little slut thought you were a big prick, so after you almost finished paying, she asked you for a drink, to enjoy a drink.

If you did not understand she asked if you could buy a her a drink, you must be a massive prick :thumbsup


reason I love Spain...

no need to ask how someone is going to pay for something, because everyone just pays for everyone :2 cents:

So essentially a total stranger comes up, feigning interest / playing you for a fool, with the sole reason to beg for a drink like some sort of parasite, and when you don't give the loser a drink you're a prick?

Chicks who only act interested, just to get free drinks, are fucking losers, and the guys who fall for it are even bigger losers. Fortunately that culture doesn't exist here in Holland - people tend to be normal and direct. Most chicks here would be ashamed doing that, it's not in our culture.

MatureKing 06-30-2018 12:05 PM

Little slut always like massage as I know from booking kom

Pham28 06-30-2018 12:09 PM

If she looks like that, I can see your problem. lol

redwhiteandblue 06-30-2018 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 22295244)
I would reverse the order but yeah, pretty much this.

What, buy the pussy and then ask for some beer?

Look Chang 06-30-2018 07:45 PM

I like Asian little sluts ... :jerkoff

http://www.lbfmaddiction.com/fhg/lbf...to_Leela14.jpg

MatureKing 07-01-2018 01:09 AM

Chang you can imagine, but real is more hell..

MatureKing 07-04-2018 03:10 PM

Usleep little creeps

CaptainHowdy 07-04-2018 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22296877)
I like Asian little sluts ... :jerkoff

http://www.lbfmaddiction.com/fhg/lbf...to_Leela14.jpg

I'd crush those teenie pimples . . .


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