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CaptainHowdy 07-06-2018 06:11 AM
Sexting experts/gurus/enthusiasts . . . HELP!
 
A cyber-coquette just asked me for a picture of my, in her own rather suspicious and somewhat playful words, “dead cock”. I've already asked for help regarding taking a good (or the probably best considering the raw material at hand) snap at my turgent third-thumb but not in the state of everyday limpness. Any photographical /aesthetical recommendations on this odd request? I'm a little bit puzzled.

GFED 07-06-2018 06:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22299788)
A cyber-coquette just asked me for a picture of my, in her own rather suspicious and somewhat playful words, “dead cock”. I've already asked for help regarding taking a good (or the probably best considering the raw material at hand) snap at my turgent third-thumb but not in the state of everyday limpness. Any photographical /aesthetical recommendations on this odd request? I'm a little bit puzzled.
https://st.depositphotos.com/1995655...ter-a-cock.jpg

CaptainHowdy 07-06-2018 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by GFED (Post 22299794)
That's too literal :1orglaugh . . .

Look Chang 07-06-2018 11:37 PM
Send her this pic ... :stoned

http://gratuitescolaire.info/imgs/77...2f9f9b9959.jpg

CaptainHowdy 07-07-2018 11:38 AM
Spot on as usual, Look Chang . . .

Bladewire 07-07-2018 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22300307)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MindWaste 07-07-2018 07:37 PM
Anything but POV on the pic.. try to set up a camera looking at you..

mikeet 07-07-2018 09:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22299788)
A cyber-coquette just asked me for a picture of my, in her own rather suspicious and somewhat playful words, “dead cock”. I've already asked for help regarding taking a good (or the probably best considering the raw material at hand) snap at my turgent third-thumb but not in the state of everyday limpness. Any photographical /aesthetical recommendations on this odd request? I'm a little bit puzzled.
No help here but your cyber cock asked you for a snap picture and wants to know what you would you do.... i'm a bit puzzled?

CaptainHowdy 07-08-2018 11:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MindWaste (Post 22300692)
Anything but POV on the pic.. try to set up a camera looking at you..
That was a really helpful tip, MindWaste. I might even ask another girl to take a picture of it .

arousr 07-08-2018 12:56 PM
Lots of cock stuff aye

Look Chang 07-08-2018 08:36 PM
You can also take a mirror selfie and photoshop the attribute to make it more attractive ... :stoned

http://boypost.com/wp-content/upload...k-selfie-3.jpg

CaptainHowdy 07-09-2018 09:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mchtye (Post 22300726)
No help here but your cyber cock asked you for a snap picture and wants to know what you would you do.... i'm a bit puzzled?
Quote:
Originally Posted by arousr (Post 22300965)
Lots of cock stuff aye
https://i.giphy.com/media/iiGX5d0FcV...ized-large.gif

CaptainHowdy 07-11-2018 03:53 AM
Her reply to my limp pic:

http://badajapan.web.fc2.com/img/skull_t/w3.jpg

Tim 07-11-2018 04:08 AM
I ought to read more closely. At first glance I thought:
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....1fVE3ijvaL.jpg

CaptainHowdy 07-11-2018 02:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tim (Post 22302665)
I ought to read more closely. At first glance I thought:
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....1fVE3ijvaL.jpg
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh . . . I admit I got carried away.


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