This has got to be fake science news... has to be
 

BACON is BAD for your mental health???

WTF

Call me crazy, give me the bacon.

But bacon proves the existence of God!

Give me bacon, or give me death. If death comes from bacon, then I will die with a smile on my face.

Never get your health tips from news sites... The writers never understand the subject matter so what they focus on are words that stand out more than anything, this one being 'bacon'. Any studies that get attention like this are almost always misrepresented and misinterpreted but the scientists involved are happy to get published anywhere to aid in further funding so that messes with the facts in its own.

The only thing unhealthy in bacon are the nitrates in them and the food colouring. If you buy butcher bacon that goes away. Case closed.. don't ever eat a low fat diet, eat a vegetable every now and then and cut down your sugar and your brain health will be better than most into old age.

↑↑↑ Tells us not to get our health info from news sites, then gives us a paragraph of health news, he expects us to believe, from a porn site :evil-laug

You remember wrong, it's banana that proves it