Raja Bin Laden issues fatwah on chargebacks
 

ATASCADEROSTAN, CA: Salaam, my brothers and sisters. And by "peace", I mean "peace of mind" when processing payments. For I, Raja Bin Laden, have declared Holy War on the Great Satan Fraud, and its Baby Satan Chargebacks. They shrink in fear from the very name ChargebackHelp.

If you're facing a payments apocalypse from processing too many chargebacks, ChargebackHelp can redeem you. Ask upon us anything. Nothing too extreme, though, I'm from Canada.

This is the direct line to my undisclosed location: 1(800)975-9905
Or visit my cave: http://chargebackhelp.com

Call us for a free chargeback analysis, and let your revenue flow like spice upon a camel's back.

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RAJA'S FIVE PILLARS OF PROCESSING PROTECTION:
1. Know that my minions will not rest until your chargeback ratios are acceptable to VISA & MasterCard (peace be upon them).

2. We will reduce your chargebacks to refunds and lay waste to friendly fraud with representment.

3. We will purge your unclean processing costs by up to 80% in the fires of our blessed gateway BILLAPAY.

4. We will deliver you unto our Merchant Services at reasonable prices.

5. We will manage your alerts while you vacation in Paradise with 70 virgins... 2 hookers... 1 spouse... whatever your preference. No judgement.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh . . .

Certainly original... :upsidedow

Rajaaaaaaaaaaaaa :thumbsup:thumbsup

I have never so much wanted to be associated with a bin Laden!

Funny but in mainstream someone would probably be offended by this.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Bumping!

Made my day! :))))))

So many puns, it's so funny it hertz;-)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You post in here?!!! How did i not know this lol

I am coming out of my cave

You have risen from your grave!

great line of business...

we all need protecting from chargebacks, congrats :thumbsup

Raja!!!!

When are we going to Costa Rica again? :upsidedow

dirka dirka dirka!

Raja! Crackin me up here! What if your chargebacks are fine.. how much can you save on fees etc

Duke

A genius of marketing.

I logged in to post ":1orglaugh"

Love it! :thumbsup

After I stopped laughing at the initial post which was brilliant with the picture, I started giggling again after reading this.

Very well done by both of you.

Mission Accomplished!

:GFYBand

OMG ! Funny as F*CK! Congrats Raja, you made my day!

See you and Laurel soon.. ? ;)

lol...nice :)

Lots of love for Raja! Always a stand up guy.

Brad

Beautiful marketing! Love it!

Well played sir

The closet is more like it.


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Hey Raja, hilarious : )

Long time no see!

Bump for business :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Clever!

I miss Mini Kiss band! :1orglaugh

Bumpin for the biznass

Everyone like Raja!