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dillfly2000 08-09-2018 09:03 PM

I was broken into last night
 
Nothing was stolen except the garage door opener. Tools were laid out everywhere bikes were exactly where they were cupboards were all open but I've been looking around and honestly cant find anything missing. I purchased and installed a better newer garage door opener and a few security cameras. I'm thinking they're planning on coming back (if dumb enough). Should probably invest in a gun just in case.

Bladewire 08-09-2018 09:06 PM

Yeah stealing the garage door opener is a red flag they'll be back damn. So sorry this happened to you :(

Did you file a police report? If not , do so. It needs to be on record this happened. When you file they'll tell you what neighbors have had break-ins and or attempted break-ins and they'll likely increase police patrols in your area.

I have a Glock 19 but the thing that really makes me feel safe is an all wood, hardwood mahogany war axe (I call it my hatchet ) I bought from a tribe in Fiji it cracks open coconuts and watermelon with almost no effort. They call it a "neckbreaker" (like mine pictured below) :thumbsup


Mr Pheer 08-09-2018 09:34 PM

^^ he puts that in his ass

GAMEFINEST 08-09-2018 09:46 PM

Looks like a Thor hammer!

dillfly2000 08-09-2018 10:17 PM

I did file a report. Police said they'll patrol the area at the early morning around when I believe it happened. Probably Not gonna sleep tonight lol. I have a baseball bat, pretty sure it was just some meth heads maybe got spooked before they took anything. Pretty wicked hatchet.

Bladewire 08-09-2018 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by dillfly2000 (Post 22319225)
I did file a report. Police said they'll patrol the area at the early morning around when I believe it happened. Probably Not gonna sleep tonight lol. I have a baseball bat, pretty sure it was just some meth heads maybe got spooked before they took anything. Pretty wicked hatchet.

Get a bunch motion sensors and booby trap the fuck out of your house, guaranteed you'll sleep better after you do that :thumbsup Fuck the thieves! :321GFY

MFCT 08-10-2018 12:23 AM

Maybe the perpetrator wasn't a criminal, per se. Maybe he just sells garage door openers and security cameras.

Bladewire 08-10-2018 12:28 AM

"I was broken into last night"

The title of an epic new porn series :costumed13

dillfly2000 08-10-2018 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22319237)
Get a bunch motion sensors and booby trap the fuck out of your house, guaranteed you'll sleep better after you do that :thumbsup Fuck the thieves! :321GFY

Almost tempted to go all out. That feeling of being invaded just fills you with frustration and anger


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Originally Posted by MFCT (Post 22319252)
Maybe the perpetrator wasn't a criminal, per se. Maybe he just sells garage door openers and security cameras.

Had the same thought, funny thing is i actually had a door to door sales man come by 2 weeks ago, he was selling security cameras and Alarm systems. I said I wasn't interested. Never know.

SBJ 08-10-2018 02:16 AM

i'd get on a ladder and unplug my garage door opener for the night and get it replaced or the frequency changed.

Matyko 08-10-2018 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by dillfly2000 (Post 22319215)
Nothing was stolen except the garage door opener. Tools were laid out everywhere bikes were exactly where they were cupboards were all open but I've been looking around and honestly cant find anything missing. I purchased and installed a better newer garage door opener and a few security cameras. I'm thinking they're planning on coming back (if dumb enough). Should probably invest in a gun just in case.

Might be a stupid q: can you buy a taser / taser gun there? If yes, why ppl still buy guns? [I mean, if you can resolve the issue w/o killing anyone]

I would never buy a gun, but a taser is a different thing :) :pimp

CurrentlySober 08-10-2018 06:14 AM

Shitty to hear that. Hope you dont feel too violated...

I'd be fucking fuming it it were me...

dillfly2000 08-10-2018 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22319349)
Shitty to hear that. Hope you dont feel too violated...

I'd be fucking fuming it it were me...

It's been an angerfest over here. Even if they catch whoever did it I'd still want to have a few minutes in a room with them/him.

NALEM 08-10-2018 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by dillfly2000 (Post 22319215)
Nothing was stolen except the garage door opener. Tools were laid out everywhere bikes were exactly where they were cupboards were all open but I've been looking around and honestly cant find anything missing. I purchased and installed a better newer garage door opener and a few security cameras. I'm thinking they're planning on coming back (if dumb enough). Should probably invest in a gun just in case.

Don't underestimate how quickly they will attempt to return. Monday morning 2 am, someone either entered one of our properties through the 3rd floor roof top door, or they picked the two locks at the front door. They walked out with a tablet, phone, cash, and one set of house keys. A female colleague who was there at the time called me in panic. I had her barricade all the doors, and go back to sleep. 5 am, he returned with keys in hand. She was watching him through the window, as he successfully unlocked the front door locks, but was unable to actually open the door.

Bladewire 08-10-2018 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dillfly2000 (Post 22319265)
Had the same thought, funny thing is i actually had a door to door sales man come by 2 weeks ago, he was selling security cameras and Alarm systems. I said I wasn't interested. Never know.

If I was a criminal, going door to door pretending to sell security cameras & alarm systems would be a good way to get potential targets to tell me how protected their homes are. Scary to think that guy could be your thief..

Even worse, what if he broke in so you'd call him to buy a security system?! Kind of like those firemen that go out starting fires.

GFED 08-10-2018 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 22319314)
Might be a stupid q: can you buy a taser / taser gun there? If yes, why ppl still buy guns? [I mean, if you can resolve the issue w/o killing anyone]

I would never buy a gun, but a taser is a different thing :) :pimp

You need to kill someone in order to stop them from coming back. Be assured that letting someone live will only bring death to yourself.

JFK 08-10-2018 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22319237)
Get a bunch motion sensors and booby trap the fuck out of your house, guaranteed you'll sleep better after you do that :thumbsup Fuck the thieves! :321GFY

:2 cents::thumbsup:thumbsup

GFED 08-10-2018 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22319509)
If I was a criminal, going door to door pretending to sell security cameras & alarm systems would be a good way to get potential targets to tell me how protected their homes are. Scary to think that guy could be your thief..

Even worse, what if he broke in so you'd call him to buy a security system?! Kind of like those firemen that go out starting fires.

All door to door salesmen are scammers... and they never have a business card.

Constant Phil 08-10-2018 12:34 PM

get a new garage door opener/frequency remote. Also, invest in some home protection. I never can wrap my head around NOT having protection at my disposal.

dillfly2000 08-10-2018 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22319509)
If I was a criminal, going door to door pretending to sell security cameras & alarm systems would be a good way to get potential targets to tell me how protected their homes are. Scary to think that guy could be your thief..

Even worse, what if he broke in so you'd call him to buy a security system?! Kind of like those firemen that go out starting fires.

Exactly, could very well be. But unlucky for him I just purchased a totally different system he was trying to sell me. So if he shows up at my door again, I'll say "actually Best Buy had a pretty good deal on home security items so I'm now well protected"

If it was him.

Unless this was Best Buys sneaky plan all along lol

ladida 08-10-2018 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by dillfly2000 (Post 22319265)
Had the same thought, funny thing is i actually had a door to door sales man come by 2 weeks ago, he was selling security cameras and Alarm systems. I said I wasn't interested. Never know.

Report that shit. If the same MO happened in few other houses near its a clear cut sign, and police will know that

astronaut x 08-10-2018 01:09 PM

Someone broke into my house last night and stole my fucking TV remote.

Fuck!!

astronaut x 08-10-2018 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 22319554)
Someone broke into my house last night and stole my fucking TV remote.

Fuck!!

Nope... found it. :Oh crap

baddog 08-10-2018 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 22319554)
Someone broke into my house last night and stole my fucking TV remote.

Fuck!!

I had that happen a couple years ago; the guy kept driving by my house for a good month or so changing channels on my TV every time.

I had to buy a new TV

Bladewire 08-10-2018 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 22319635)
I had that happen a couple years ago; the guy kept driving by my house for a good month or so changing channels on my TV every time.

I had to buy a new TV

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

thirdworldxxx 08-10-2018 04:30 PM

time to get a strap

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