Happy Birthday Madonna
 

https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/16/enter...nna/index.html

She's 60.

geeze.

When it was this....

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2h7yPkbG4f...m-cd-cover.jpg


FAP FAP FAP!!!!

still gorgeous & forever legendary Madonna 4 Lyfe :pimp
still gorgeous & forever legendary Madonna 4 Lyfe :pimp

My parents wouldn't let me listen to Madonna when I was a kid...

My Dad took me to the record store to get her Like a Virgin tape.

Of course he did. Dad knows whats up.

id still hit it

loved her in my younger years.

New unseen video she released today for her birthday

She obviously signed a contract to be a slave for the industry until she dies. Watching this elderly lady performing like a robot in a sexy outfit made for 20 year olds is such a sad sight, aside from being quite gross.

Great singer, great woman! All the best! :thumbsup

Totally disagree, I think she honored a great man and had poise doing just that. Respect!

I've seen her gold corset with the cone-shaped tits on display a Fredericks of Hollywood :)

Yup, and she hasn't aged well.

I pretty much consider her a Jew at this point. Was it her or Lennon who said that showbusiness is an extension of the Jewish religion?

https://i.imgur.com/IT6YDng.jpg

Nico-T (real name Woulter) hates Americans, American culture & Hollywood.

Any thread about a movie, movie star, singer, etc. Nico-T will shit all over it, that's why I have him blocked. I rarely sneak a peek at his post because I know exactly what they will be. Hate hate hate that's all he's got to offer GFY aside from his love of Russia, Putin & Trump.

Think about it, why would someone who hates America defend and love Trump so much?

Thats HAWT!!! :thumbsup

https://thepackie.com/2016/08/15/mad...ive-poop-pile/ :thumbsup

Thats even HAWTER!!!

It took me to another website, https://www.numbertwoguide.com/poop-calculator/

I gave it my date of birth and it gave me the following personalised information. & whats more, it gave me it for FUCKING FREE !

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Number of times you have gone poop in your lifetime: 23,451 times

Number of poop logs you have produced in your lifetime: 77,387 logs

Number of times you have had explosive diarrhea: 1,173 times

If we stacked your poop, end to end, it would have reached the top of the Empire State Building: 6 times

Number of times you have sharted: 11 times

Number of times you have wiped: 117,254 times

Amount of toilet paper used: 2,345 rolls

Number of trees killed by pooping if you don't use recycled paper: 2.35 trees

Number of times you have flushed the toilet from pooping: 24,623 times

Amount of water you have used from flushing: 39,397 gallons

Amount of times you have ran out of toilet paper before you finished wiping: 199 times

Amount of times you have farted while pooping: 42,211 times

Amount of times you have clogged the toilet: 128 times

Amount of days you have spent pooping: 130 days

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Well I disagree with the amount of toilet pooper used, as I barely ever wipe, and I have have certainly sharted and had diarrhea on many many more occasions than it suggests I have, but other than that, very enjoyable. Thankyou ever so much :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

I tought you were Just an idiot in political threads... Wrong