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OneHungLo 08-24-2018 06:33 PM

Guy in line in front of me bought a bag of liquid cheese and a sleeve of Oreos.
 
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Mr Pheer 08-24-2018 06:42 PM

I knew soldiers that would put that MRE cheese spread on their cookies. Fucking weird.

JesseQuinn 08-25-2018 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22326081)

oreos I know of, haven't ever eaten one as not into cookies. did devour a kid when we were 13, he was called Oreo by white boys for being Black and reading and having my attention.

liquid cheese is an actual thing? that people ingest? I suppose after viewing americans at an ihop nothing should surprise me

holy fuck though. and yes, I pray they are high.

beerptrol 08-25-2018 05:56 AM

Probably reminds him of your mom. when he spreads her black legs he sees some white jizz with a little taco cheese

CurrentlySober 08-25-2018 05:58 AM

i cunt a4d to buy a bag of liquid cheese and a sleeve of Oreos... :(

JesseQuinn 08-25-2018 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22326238)
i cunt a4d to buy a bag of liquid cheese and a sleeve of Oreos... :(

liquid cheese and a sleeve of Oreos were not terms I knew existed before today

the more we know *rainbow*

lovebitch 08-25-2018 06:25 AM

Those links in your signature, i like it

King Mark 08-25-2018 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 22326240)
liquid cheese and a sleeve of Oreos were not terms I knew existed before today

the more we know *rainbow*

Yeah, we dont use those terms in america...

dyna mo 08-25-2018 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 22326234)
I suppose after viewing americans at an ihop nothing should surprise me


I wonder what Americans at that ihop judged about you. I have some idea.

JesseQuinn 08-25-2018 09:53 AM

^^ sure my tomato juice instead of 10 pancakes stacked and covered with syrup, whipped cream, butter and some sort of fruit compote that I doubt contained any fruit was unusual.

but I was with my friends, laughed our asses off quietly (not into food or body shaming anyone) and I guarantee I left our waitress the best tip of her day

so think I handled that pretty well. still funny as fuck though

dyna mo 08-25-2018 10:06 AM

yeah, the finger pointer is the best tipper in bizarro world. oh noes, someone ate pancakes at a fucking pancake restaurant.

don't bail out on your bigotry now.

JesseQuinn 08-25-2018 10:15 AM

uh, I always tip minimum 50% as I have a bunch of friends who work in that industry and know they kinda need that cash

my friends ate pancakes, just not ten per person. yes it was funny watching the show there but bigotry? please do not ascribe unwarranted and unfair characteristics on me.

would never call someone out for acting differently than me, but I can still find it funny.

the supposed hate is something you created, nothing to do with me or my conduct at any time or in any place.

man up and eat some liquid cheese or something

dyna mo 08-25-2018 10:15 AM

you "guarantee" you gave the biggest tip to the waitress.

you literally have no fucking idea how you tip stacks up against other tips.

jesus fucking christ. fucking finger pointers pointing at people eating pancakes in a pancake restaurant while claiming they tip better than anyone.

dyna mo 08-25-2018 10:16 AM

oh wow, a 50% tip on a glass of fucking tomato juice.

you certainly earned the right to be a bigot.

JesseQuinn 08-25-2018 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 22326333)
you "guarantee" you gave the biggest tip to the waitress

absolutely. paid for my friends food too as a treat as we do rounds on that kinda thing as we are not parsimonious assholes.

hooked on phonics worked for me

Sly 08-25-2018 10:19 AM

Pancakes with blueberry jam sound excellent right now.

JesseQuinn 08-25-2018 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 22326337)
Pancakes with blueberry jam sound excellent right now.

I have never eaten a pancake or jam, but blueberries rock

still intrigued by this liquid cheese thing

dyna mo 08-25-2018 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by JesseQuinn (Post 22326336)
we are not parsimonious assholes.

you sure come across like one. finger pointing people for eating pancakes at a pancake restaurant, then using that to cast pejorative views on large swaths of people while you pride yourself for being the best tipper at the same time.

that's pretty much the definition of a parsimonious asshole.

DraX 08-25-2018 11:06 AM

Screw liquid cheese and oreos...:2 cents:


dyna mo 08-25-2018 11:08 AM

ftr, we call it cheese wizz in America.

anyone who has watched Blues Brothers knows that.


OneHungLo 08-25-2018 11:36 AM

Only @ GFY could a thread about Oreos and liquid cheese devolve into bigotry and parsimonious (whatever the hell that means) assholes lol

RedFred 08-25-2018 04:37 PM

Liquid cheese? Sleeve of oreos? No one in America uses those terms. What country does OP live in? Why does he pretend to be American?

Colmike9 08-25-2018 05:48 PM

Saying a "sleeve" of Oreos was a stupid comment on Always Sunny in Philadelphia when Charlie and Dee were scoping out the Lawyer. A sleeve is one row... :2 cents:

If you haven't seen liquid cheese, then you're doing nachos wrong... :upsidedow

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