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blackmonsters 09-13-2018 05:40 AM

I've never really "bashed" Trump
 
I've made a few "snarky" remarks; but nothing beyond what friends do to each other.

I'm saying this now because, within hours, Trump is going to be really important to me.
I will see close up what horror is like when you have no reasonable means to avoid it.

I think I'll still be standing, even if bare naked; and then have a realistic opportunity to
judge what Trump is all about.

I will stand wet and naked to watch what he does for "his people".

So see you in hell if I'm not online Monday.


But then again; all of this could be avoided if Rochard sent me a plane ticket to come stay with him.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Matt-ADX 09-13-2018 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22334576)
I've made a few "snarky" remarks; but nothing beyond what friends do to each other.

I'm saying this now because, within hours, Trump is going to be really important to me.
I will see close up what horror is like when you have no reasonable means to avoid it.

I think I'll still be standing, even if bare naked; and then have a realistic opportunity to
judge what Trump is all about.

I will stand wet and naked to watch what he does for "his people".

So see you in hell if I'm not online Monday.


But then again; all of this could be avoided if Rochard sent me a plane ticket to come stay with him.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Tight thread, solid content. A+ would read again

CjTheFish 09-13-2018 06:56 AM

Okay thanks for sharing!

Rochard 09-13-2018 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22334576)
But then again; all of this could be avoided if Rochard sent me a plane ticket to come stay with him.

We should have planned this out better.

Good luck.

blackmonsters 09-13-2018 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22334604)
We should have planned this out better.

Good luck.

No Rochard, you have it all planned already, so all I need is the ticket bro.

Fuck, oh wait. I don't have the National ID yet so I can't even fly from this state.

So never mind, I've actually died alone already.
The fucking paramedics ruined everything by coming fast and bringing me back to life without brain damage.
They can be such assholes; going around saving people who need to die.

:1orglaugh

crockett 09-13-2018 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22334576)
I've made a few "snarky" remarks; but nothing beyond what friends do to each other.

I'm saying this now because, within hours, Trump is going to be really important to me.
I will see close up what horror is like when you have no reasonable means to avoid it.

I think I'll still be standing, even if bare naked; and then have a realistic opportunity to
judge what Trump is all about.

I will stand wet and naked to watch what he does for "his people".

So see you in hell if I'm not online Monday.


But then again; all of this could be avoided if Rochard sent me a plane ticket to come stay with him.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Don't worry if 3,000 white people die he will still claim "he" did a great job it was everyone else who fucked up!!!!

$5 submissions 09-13-2018 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt-ADX (Post 22334598)
Tight thread, solid content. A+ would read again

New York Review of books quality?

CaptainHowdy 09-13-2018 01:38 PM

There's no need to explain yourself around here . . .

ghjghj 09-13-2018 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22334817)
There's no need to explain yourself around here . . .

there we go

blackmonsters 09-13-2018 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22334817)
There's no need to explain yourself around here . . .

I don't think you actually read everything I posted because this comment makes no sense.

:2 cents:

ilnjscb 09-13-2018 03:52 PM

BMonsters, if I have a PHP site, NOT wordpress, is it reasonable that I could get the same functionality from wordpress? WP has always seemed candyass to me, am I right about that?

SBJ 09-13-2018 03:57 PM

this thread delivers! What it delivers I have no idea though. :2 cents:


Stay dry. Roll tide!

ANAL PASTE 09-13-2018 04:17 PM

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onwebcam 09-13-2018 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22334620)
Don't worry if 3,000 white people die he will still claim "he" did a great job it was everyone else who fucked up!!!!

Fake news.. PR official records show less than 100 people died.. Total deaths were only slightly higher than average

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DnAJMmJU0AE2Vqe.jpg

blackmonsters 09-13-2018 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 22334871)
BMonsters, if I have a PHP site, NOT wordpress, is it reasonable that I could get the same functionality from wordpress? WP has always seemed candyass to me, am I right about that?

Wordpress can be made to do anything with a plugin or theme.
The problem is do you want to pay? The last person didn't want to pay what I charge.
It's not 1998, that 3rd world pay shit is over.
Developers need to know more than Frontpage now.

blackmonsters 09-13-2018 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 22334873)
this thread delivers! What it delivers I have no idea though. :2 cents:


Stay dry. Roll tide!

Try reading some real news.
Expect plenty of death and destruction on the East coast USA.

nico-t 09-13-2018 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 22334873)
this thread delivers! What it delivers I have no idea though. :2 cents:


Stay dry. Roll tide!

lol... zero. Absolutely nothing. Please, someone bet me their life savings on this. Put your money where your mouth is... nobody ever does :1orglaugh

enjoy the MSM invoked dream they've been wishing for two+ pathetic years of propaganda :1orglaugh

holy shit this is getting funnier and funnier :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SBJ 09-13-2018 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 22334918)
lol... zero. Absolutely nothing. Please, someone bet me their life savings on this. Put your money where your mouth is... nobody ever does :1orglaugh

enjoy the MSM invoked dream they've been wishing for two+ pathetic years of propaganda :1orglaugh

holy shit this is getting funnier and funnier :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

what are you talking about? :helpme

nico-t 09-13-2018 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 22334921)
what are you talking about? :helpme

well i think it's more of a reply to the OP... just think of it as a YUGE honor that i quoted you :winkwink:

blackmonsters 09-13-2018 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 22334921)
what are you talking about? :helpme

That guy can't read. He has yet to figure out the joke is on Rochard, even with 14 of these :1orglaugh at the bottom.

He just saw "Trump" and dove blindly into defense mode.

:2 cents:

blackmonsters 09-13-2018 09:02 PM

The storm is weakening but I wish I could cut down this tree before it gets here.
The tree died from half way up to the top. Not a single leaf above the lighting strike.
A pretty big limb fell three days ago from the rain and partly hit the house.
Bigger limbs than that one are ready to fall and I figure the trunk could fall in this storm.

I'm in for a rough time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTsnX4ZbFAQ




If you can afford it, please consider sending me relief funds because I got a feeling I
will not have internet access to ask for it later.

paypal link : paypal.me/econfirmpro

My paypal is $300 in the NEGATIVE.
Which kind of makes the whole "send me relief" seem useless.

I guess this is why people pray, it's pretty much all I can do at this point.
I can't even leave unless I can get a ride.

Congrats to the winners!

I got one beer in the fridge so I'm going to drink it now and enjoy it like no other beer I ever had.

:thumbsup

blackmonsters 09-14-2018 06:19 AM

The storm is 200 miles away from me now and I'm not seeing nearly as much wind as in the past with other hurricanes that were not even this close to me.

So I'm starting to become more optimistic even though the storm is set for the eye to go
right over me.

I think it will be weak by the time it hits me; but it will probably flood.
I'm sort of on a hill so I'm in a decent place in case of a flood.

Disclaimer : The following video is not a hurricane; it's my sperm seeking a vagina.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNpLkxToPfk

crockett 09-14-2018 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22335072)
The storm is 200 miles away from me now and I'm not seeing nearly as much wind as in the past with other hurricanes that were not even this close to me.

So I'm starting to become more optimistic even though the storm is set for the eye to go
right over me.

I think it will be weak by the time it hits me; but it will probably flood.
I'm sort of on a hill so I'm in a decent place in case of a flood.

Disclaimer : The following video is not a hurricane; it's my sperm seeking a vagina.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNpLkxToPfk


Im in ATL right now abd have to drive 81 to PA. Hoping I can slip past it before it gets too far inland.

blackmonsters 09-14-2018 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22335076)
Im in ATL right now abd have to drive 81 to PA. Hoping I can slip past it before it gets too far inland.

If you take 75 to Chattanooga today then you will be fine.
Waiting until tomorrow is riskier.

:2 cents:

GFED 09-14-2018 06:51 AM

Best wishes to you BM.

blackmonsters 09-14-2018 07:02 AM

Just made this video of the tree I'm worried about.

https://youtu.be/yYQdaHhEvkE


blackmonsters 09-14-2018 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFED (Post 22335084)
Best wishes to you BM.

Things are looking much better now. As long as that tree holds up I think I'm good.

:thumbsup

ilnjscb 09-14-2018 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22334890)
Wordpress can be made to do anything with a plugin or theme.
The problem is do you want to pay? The last person didn't want to pay what I charge.
It's not 1998, that 3rd world pay shit is over.
Developers need to know more than Frontpage now.

Thanks - I am looking at a product that has like 3% market share to implement with WP. I may hit you up if I get to the transition to WP done.

CaptainHowdy 09-14-2018 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 22334845)
I don't think you actually read everything I posted because this comment makes no sense.

:2 cents:

I often talk to myself in other peoples threads . . . My apologies.

hottoddy 09-14-2018 09:22 AM

Best of luck! I've spent the morning watching reporters sporting hip waders standing in puddles. They are trying to make the most of this Cat 1 storm - oh, but the water and power outages! The horror!

Much of the media is suggesting Trump caused this storm. After all, it's a direct result of cancelling the Paris climate accord. On one hand, they say he's just a 4th grader having daily tantrums. On the other, he has godlike powers that can create storms! Any deaths or property damage will surely be his fault as well. If the response is anything but stellar ... yup, Trump's fault. The libs will be expecting a federal 24/7 Servpro response (like it never happened) covering two entire states.

blackmonsters 09-14-2018 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hottoddy (Post 22335157)
Best of luck! I've spent the morning watching reporters sporting hip waders standing in puddles. They are trying to make the most of this Cat 1 storm - oh, but the water and power outages! The horror!

Much of the media is suggesting Trump caused this storm. After all, it's a direct result of cancelling the Paris climate accord. On one hand, they say he's just a 4th grader having daily tantrums. On the other, he has godlike powers that can create storms! Any deaths or property damage will surely be his fault as well. If the response is anything but stellar ... yup, Trump's fault. The libs will be expecting a federal 24/7 Servpro response (like it never happened) covering two entire states.

I hear you; but if Trump is not responsible for anything, then what exactly is his fucking job?

He sure gets credit when private companies and individuals buy stock and make the market rise or that he's helping imaginary Black people get jobs even though he fired the only one he had.

:1orglaugh

dyna mo 09-14-2018 09:32 AM

I would hope everyone would want a federal response to an emergency, regardless of some local tv station trying to pin a storm on trump reneging on the PCA.

blackmonsters 09-16-2018 07:23 PM

Well, looks like I survived another one.

Some of you must be so "disappoint".

https://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails...f181dd07b8.jpg


:1orglaugh

sarettah 09-16-2018 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22335143)
I often talk to myself in other peoples threads . . . My apologies.

Never explain yourself.

.

blackmonsters 09-16-2018 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 22336114)
Never explain yourself.

.

touche

:1orglaugh


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