How to survive a free falling elevator...
 

I'm sure the thought has crossed your mind at least once...

How exactly do you survive an elevator that's free falling? Here are some ideas

I wish that would happen to me. It would be the perfect opperpoonity to shit myself legitimately before rescue personnel appear.

"Don't worry sir", they would say, as the smell and sight of my soiled pants greeted them... "Not to worry, that's perfectly understandable"...

Hah hah ! The joke would be on them, as I would have already soiled myself well before entering the elevator to begin with :)

conclusion: always take a self-inflating dinghy to the elevator with yourself

they forgot to mention that most, if not all, shafts have emergency brakes to stop freefalls.

Good to know!

In the end, they said the best way to survive is to take the stairs. So from now on, I'll take the elevator the 1st 10 floors then take the stairs haha.

Seriously???

Cable breaks, emergency safety clamps failed.. 60th floor? = crushed motherfucker

lay flat on ground prepare to die

Talk about a MOMENT OF TRUTH....

:1orglaugh but where do the women go? And do they hate women that much that they only do it to women? :1orglaugh

They only use women, because all the upskirt shots taken from below, appear on a different site altogether :winkwink:

WTF? What a cruel joke to play on someone.

its all fun and games until someone like me or currentlysober comes in and shits/piss their pants.

the real question is how can you not know this?

I've fallen about 4 floors in an elevator, breaks kicked in. Was pretty scary but it was technically our fault so didn't stick around to ask questions.

Yeah, that is pretty fucked up, even as far as Japanese pranking shows go. Those faces are people who thought they were about to die.