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astronaut x 09-17-2018 03:25 AM

Elon Musk: I'm about to announce a 'Neuralink' product that connects your brain to computers
 
Elon Musk: I'm about to announce a 'Neuralink' product that connects your brain to computers

"It will enable anyone who wants to have superhuman cognition," Musk said. "Anyone who wants."

"How much smarter are you with a phone or computer or without? You're vastly smarter, actually," Musk said. "You can answer any question pretty much instantly. You can remember flawlessly. Your phone can remember videos [and] pictures perfectly. Your phone is already an extension of you. You're already a cyborg. Most people don't realize you're already a cyborg. It's just that the data rate ... it's slow, very slow. It's like a tiny straw of information flow between your biological self and your digital self. We need to make that tiny straw like a giant river, a huge, high-bandwidth interface."

Musk, who spoke about Neuralink before he smoked pot on the podcast, said this sort of technology could eventually allow humans to create a snapshot of themselves that can live on if our bodies die.

"If your biological self dies, you can upload into a new unit. Literally," Musk said.

Musk said he thinks this will give humans a better chance against artificial intelligence.

EddyTheDog 09-17-2018 03:30 AM

He has been on the good shit again...

Tasty1 09-17-2018 03:30 AM

Musk is a cyborg connected to Bernie Madoff

CaptainHowdy 09-17-2018 04:12 AM


pimpmaster9000 09-17-2018 04:31 AM

Tbe big bang or the great upload...the future is virtual and few people get this..."netflix life" where you pick the life you want to virtually experience...

BaldBastard 09-17-2018 05:04 AM

Bluescreen of death takes on a new meaning

crockett 09-17-2018 05:06 AM

I'll let onwebcam go 1st..

dyna mo 09-17-2018 06:53 AM

Another musk toy for rich people.

overdose 09-17-2018 07:28 AM

this guy will get fucked in the ass by God so hard...

we die for a purpose dipshit... also reincarnation exists, souls never "die"... Nature already found all this shit out before you Elon, don't fuck it up pls

Constant Phil 09-17-2018 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by overdose (Post 22336236)
this guy will get fucked in the ass by God so hard...

we die for a purpose dipshit... also reincarnation exists, souls never "die"... Nature already found all this shit out before you Elon, don't fuck it up pls

B b b but God created Elon. Did he not?

pimpmaster9000 09-17-2018 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by overdose (Post 22336236)
this guy will get fucked in the ass by God so hard...

we die for a purpose dipshit... also reincarnation exists, souls never "die"... Nature already found all this shit out before you Elon, don't fuck it up pls

god created elon the way he wanted him so he has nothing to be angry about...it would make him a hypocrite...

Sarn 09-17-2018 08:34 AM

what about global satellite internet? or it another "just announce"

https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/s...00.h315.2x.jpg

overdose 09-17-2018 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Constant Phil (Post 22336242)
B b b but God created Elon. Did he not?

nah he was created by the mixture of his parents genital secretion :1orglaugh

onwebcam 09-17-2018 09:30 AM

How's that for a hail mary? He's going down in flames.. Sad but true.

2MuchMark 09-17-2018 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 22336185)
Bluescreen of death takes on a new meaning

:thumbsup

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Originally Posted by Sarn (Post 22336268)

That picture is Canadians across the county on Oct 17th. (Woohoo!)

astronaut x 09-17-2018 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 22336300)
How's that for a hail mary? He's going down in flames.. Sad but true.

How many electric sports cars have you put into space?

onwebcam 09-17-2018 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 22336399)
How many electric sports cars have you put into space?

None I don't depend on government checks.

Obama gave him life.. His sucking up to Trump didn't help.. His government funds are being depleted.. His product is falling apart.. Competition is coming on hard. He's at his wits end and it's showing.

astronaut x 09-17-2018 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 22336401)
None I don't depend on government checks.

Obama gave him life.. His sucking up to Trump didn't help.. His government funds are being depleted.. His product is falling apart.. Competition is coming on hard. He's at his wits end and it's showing.

Ok, thanks for your prognosis. :pimp

Phoenix 09-17-2018 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 22336401)
None I don't depend on government checks.

Obama gave him life.. His sucking up to Trump didn't help.. His government funds are being depleted.. His product is falling apart.. Competition is coming on hard. He's at his wits end and it's showing.

I hope you are wrong. I so much want to believe in Elon, I want him to get us to Mars. If it was feasible, i would go later in life just to be a farmer of whatever sorts, so that more people could go. I mean it is truly the next step.

baddog 09-17-2018 10:45 PM

Did you see 60 Minutes last night? Pretty amazing

dillfly2000 09-17-2018 11:23 PM

He seeks what I seek. Not dying.

hjnet 09-18-2018 12:30 AM

He's a typical Narcissist (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissism)

Narcissists often reach outstanding achievements, cause they want to create evidence that serves as proof to the world and themselves that they're something special...

And once Reality show's them that they're not something special it quickly get's very ugly....

Oh, and people that threat a Narcissist like the next Messias are gullible sheep. That's how "Fuehrers" are created....

onwebcam 09-18-2018 08:57 AM

Tesla Tumbles On Reports Of Criminal Probe Of Musk's Statements
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-...sks-statements

thirdworldxxx 09-18-2018 09:32 AM

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Sarn 09-18-2018 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22336345)
...
That picture is Canadians across the county on Oct 17th. (Woohoo!)

in Russia after ban usual smoking in public places - smokers suffer, police hunting on them and punish.

overdose 09-19-2018 01:20 AM



even him worried of AI

ghjghj 09-19-2018 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by overdose (Post 22337175)
even him worried of AI

https://i.imgur.com/xzWuA16.jpg

overdose 09-19-2018 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ghjghj (Post 22337177)

see, even more worried on pot :1orglaugh


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