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2MuchMark 09-22-2018 02:24 PM

Trump Supporter sues samsung for $1.8m after cell phone gets stuck inside her vagina
 
For fuck sakes!

Quote:

An Albuquerque woman is suing Samsung for $1.8 million after she necessitated medical attention after inserting her cell phone inside her vagina and was unable to retrieve it for 96 hours.

Salma Briant, 39, claims her medical bills at the University of New Mexico Hospital amount to $1,168,000 and that she has suffered from severe psychological distress because of the whole ordeal.

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/wom...de-her-vagina/

#TheTrumpEffect!

RedFred 09-22-2018 02:34 PM

Grabbed her by the pussy!

CurrentlySober 09-22-2018 02:39 PM

Strange - I haven't had the slightest problem inserting and retrieving both of my samsungs from my ass... Weird...

jsmih 09-22-2018 04:03 PM

Interesting info in the story:

Apple faced a similar lawsuit in 2014 after a man had attempted to swallow fourteen iPhones and ended up in the emergency room for mercury poisoning.

Apple was eventually forced to legally specify that their products were not fit for human consumption and the man was conceded an undisclosed amount of money.


Apparently stupidity does pay!

nico-t 09-22-2018 06:52 PM

Nothing in that article says anything about supporting Trump. Why did you title your thread with fake information?

SBJ 09-22-2018 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jsmih (Post 22338987)
Interesting info in the story:

Apple faced a similar lawsuit in 2014 after a man had attempted to swallow fourteen iPhones and ended up in the emergency room for mercury poisoning.

Apple was eventually forced to legally specify that their products were not fit for human consumption and the man was conceded an undisclosed amount of money.


Apparently stupidity does pay!

:1orglaugh My first thought is great now everytime I power up my S9 it will display a warning "for external use only!"

and what the hell did they do to her that cost over a million? I was in a hospital for 25 days and had 3 surgeries early on and my bill was only $100k. But then again that was a decade ago and I'm sure costs have gone up.

OneHungLo 09-22-2018 07:26 PM

C'mn Mark...not you too.

Acepimp 09-22-2018 08:02 PM

Article makes no mention of Trump or Trump supporters.

Mark, are you even aware that this entire website is fake?

World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

So, fake Trump news on top of actual fake news. Nice! :1orglaugh

Keep the entertainment coming :thumbsup

SBJ 09-22-2018 10:05 PM

the comments on that article are funny.

Quote:

OMG the pervert wants Samsung to pay her. She’s an idiot. The judge should just give her $20 and tell her to go buy a vibrator.

2MuchMark 09-22-2018 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 22339024)
Nothing in that article says anything about supporting Trump. Why did you title your thread with fake information?


It just seems to fit. Like her phone/


Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22339032)
C'mn Mark...not you too.

You love it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acepimp (Post 22339045)
Article makes no mention of Trump or Trump supporters.

Mark, are you even aware that this entire website is fake?

No shit sherlock!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acepimp (Post 22339045)

So, fake Trump news on top of actual fake news. Nice! :1orglaugh

Keep the entertainment coming :thumbsup

But I thought you loved fake news?

astronaut x 09-23-2018 11:03 AM

whats her number?

Adraco 09-23-2018 03:38 PM

I have something else that she can try to fit... Not paying any damages though!

Hannes 09-24-2018 12:44 PM

No mention of a trump.

How is this relevant to Trump in any way?

brassmonkey 09-24-2018 12:47 PM

maybe she was trying to warm up her phone :)

Look Chang 09-25-2018 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22339754)
maybe she was trying to warm up her phone :)

To extend the life of the battery ... :stoned

nico-t 09-26-2018 04:59 AM

While Mark Prince at first was a bit more reasonable than the other total lunatics one here, lately i see a slow descent in the disgusting bowls of the ignorant extremist anti Trump narrative instead of (what i expected because he seems intelligent) ultimately ascending above the bullshit into reality.

RIP Mark Prince... your mind wasn't strong enough to fend off the bullshit, it was resilient and it tried, but it was too weak and has collapsed under a big pile of it. Unfortunately another case of full blown TDS confirmed :(


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