Just got out of jail!..
 

Do not mess with the Spanish police - 4 days in a cell because someone stole my passport...

I got annoyed and they arrested ME!....

It was HELL!..

I will tell you more later.....

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yeah you did nothing to piss them off. thanx drama queen!

good you are out now!

What does not kill you, makes you stronger.

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All part of the rich tapestry of life mate. I did 6 and a half months in the US and everyone spoke Spanish (Even the guards) but I look back at it now, as a unique experience :)

How was the prison sex??

Did you at least get assraped?

Probably not, that's why he's so upset.

Evidently its not rape if you bend over and shout give it to me big boy...

do not argue with the states instrument for physical violence...they are not there to argue...you argue with the states instrument for arguing: courts

:2 cents::thumbsup

Be honest, did you keep your honor intact?

4 days of no GFY? damn

holy crap! you must have thrown a massive hissy fit eh.

this a serious story???

Honestly, the police here (in this area) are usually very good to the Brits! :2 cents:

Eddys going for the free deportation airfare back to NZ

Luckily there is a Brexit so we can sent them back home when they start provoking the police and stay 4 days in jail.

Waiting 4 your story..
good luck!

Hooker got your passport

Male hooker.

:2 cents:

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Risky business :1orglaugh . . .

Where do you think honor is located? :stoned

What card games do they play in Spanish jails? Food better than state-side?

the jokes are tired now. live and learn op

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When I went directly to jail I just paid 50.

did you drop the soap ? (intentionally ?)

Who do you owe money to Eddy? lol

Yeah totally serious - I was in Torre nic! -It was really bad and the police where not nice at all!..

The locals are fine but don't upset the Guardia - Really bad idea!....

Both my brother in laws are Guardia.

#mybutthurts lol

Suck a penis and save a life!