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EddyTheDog 11-01-2018 01:26 PM

I Made It To New Zealand!..
 
After so long talking about it I thought it might never happen but here I am!..

Back where I belong - Apart from getting mega expensive it hasn't changed much - Still beautiful.....

ghjghj 11-01-2018 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 22359675)
Back where I belong

Croydon?

EddyTheDog 11-01-2018 01:31 PM

Lol - I was waiting for that!..

I thought Divvy would have got in first though.....

Bladewire 11-01-2018 01:53 PM

Woohoo! Congrats!

CaptainHowdy 11-01-2018 02:04 PM

Go grab a beer :drinkup . . .

EddyTheDog 11-01-2018 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 22359703)
Go grab a beer :drinkup . . .

Knocking back a cold Speights as we speak!..

Smack dat 11-01-2018 04:32 PM

I'd forgotten about you.

Are you on Holiday or visiting family?

CurrentlySober 11-01-2018 04:49 PM

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Enjoy !

EddyTheDog 11-01-2018 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 22359756)
I'd forgotten about you.

Are you on Holiday or visiting family?

With family at the moment but I have made the move - I don't plan on going back to Europe...

BaldBastard 11-01-2018 07:00 PM

real pies, watties with fish and chips, hokie pokie ice-cream melting on a hot summers day

Don't forget to stuff your mouth with some blackballs and chow down on an Eskimo pie!

And yeah the freaking prices in NZ...

King Mark 11-01-2018 09:55 PM

How's the weed out there?

EddyTheDog 11-01-2018 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead Eye (Post 22359843)
How's the weed out there?

Not my poison but as far as I know pretty amazing...

AllAboutCams 11-01-2018 10:54 PM

Nice one and good luck

astronaut x 11-01-2018 11:31 PM

Love New Zealand. Spent a lot of time there. You in Auckland?

When i lived there, shit was cheap.

Manfap 11-02-2018 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ghjghj (Post 22359677)
Croydon?


Could be there's a Croydon in NZ.

https://www.google.es/maps/place/Cro...!4d168.9239044

NatalieMojoHost 11-02-2018 09:23 AM

Watch out for hobbits

marlboroack 11-02-2018 11:25 AM

I heard that place is magical.

EddyTheDog 11-02-2018 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 22359871)
Love New Zealand. Spent a lot of time there. You in Auckland?

When i lived there, shit was cheap.

I'm in Masterton at the moment - Not sure where I will end up...

just a punk 11-02-2018 02:23 PM

Never been to New Zealand. Perhaps someday when I'll be ready for a VERY long air flight...

EddyTheDog 11-02-2018 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22360233)
Never been to New Zealand. Perhaps someday when I'll be ready for a VERY long air flight...

Yeah - 26 long hours - I thought it would never end...

just a punk 11-02-2018 03:32 PM

At least you have decided to stay there. In my case it would be 26 hours from here to there and 26 hours to get back. Or even more... About 30-35 hours one way with airport transfer in Dubai.

babeterminal 11-03-2018 03:19 AM

hello good buddy i take it you will be taking lots of pussy shots of that round the year sun pussy and those local girls could do with a job flash that brown hairy tush, or the real view from your window

https://preview.ibb.co/n6s3Nf/eddythechickenlicker.jpg

oh looky theres some of that fancy christmas tape the police like to wrap things up with,

i wonder whats in the box ?

EddyTheDog 11-03-2018 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babeterminal (Post 22360529)
hello good buddy i take it you will be taking lots of pussy shots of that round the year sun pussy and those local girls could do with a job flash that brown hairy tush, or the real view from your window

https://preview.ibb.co/n6s3Nf/eddythechickenlicker.jpg

oh looky theres some of that fancy christmas tape the police like to wrap things up with,

i wonder whats in the box ?

It looks like English and if you say it fast enough it even sounds like it might be English - Anyone know what it is?..

babeterminal 11-03-2018 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 22360530)
It looks like English and if you say it fast enough it even sounds like it might be English - Anyone know what it is?..

oh cum on please i just woke up the big white monster needed some morning parmela

i had my morning coffee now sweatpea, what coffee you got [whats the brand] ? did mummy say you could drink coffee ? what can you see ? take a picture ?

babeterminal 01-30-2019 04:34 AM

eddy come back croydon needs you...............

magneto664 01-30-2019 04:36 AM

I would like to move with business to new Zealand

seeandsee 01-30-2019 05:15 AM

peacful and boring?

BaldBastard 01-30-2019 05:16 AM

https://www.realestate.co.nz/3441634

Could of brought the Criterion hotel in waimo, 500k nz that's 340k USD, free hold, 2 bars/ restaurant /I think it has like 12 guest rooms and an owners apartment.

I was seriously thinking of buying it and selling 10x50k shares as a doomsday get away or a very nice retirement project.

wehateporn 01-30-2019 05:29 AM

I am happy for you Eddy

Just watch out for fluoride in the tap water, one option is to get filters

https://fluoridefree.org.nz/new-zeal...n-fluoridated/

Sid70 01-30-2019 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 22360233)
Never been to New Zealand. Perhaps someday when I'll be ready for a VERY long air flight...

Dream on, bitch, no body would issue you a NZ visa, roosski moron.

Sid70 01-30-2019 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 22406997)
peacful and boring?

They live in wooden bungalows paying USD 3k+ /mo.

AdultKing 01-30-2019 01:22 PM

Glad you got to the east islands safely.

Now all you need to do is fly across the ditch and I'll buy you a beer! :thumbsup

Rochard 01-30-2019 01:30 PM

sounds beautiful. Have a great trip.

EddyTheDog 01-30-2019 03:22 PM

This is an old thread - I have been here a while now - Loving it!..

Bladewire 01-30-2019 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 22407386)
This is an old thread - I have been here a while now - Loving it!..

I just noticed that :1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 01-30-2019 03:56 PM

I made it to . . . nowhere.

GAMEFINEST 01-30-2019 04:24 PM

Hows the vagina there

EddyTheDog 01-30-2019 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST (Post 22407423)
Hows the vagina there

How would I know?!.

The penis is good.....

BaldBastard 01-30-2019 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 22407005)
I am happy for you Eddy

Just watch out for fluoride in the tap water, one option is to get filters

https://fluoridefree.org.nz/new-zeal...n-fluoridated/

Funny you should mention that.

When fluoridation first came in to NZ my mother wrongly presumed our local town had it, both my brother and sister had fluoride tablets as kids, but when I came a long that was skipped.. because it was in the water or so my mother thought.

Skip forward 50 years, and the results are quiet clear, my mouth is a battle ground of fillings, implants, root canals and has probably cost me close to 100k over the years.

Where as neither my brother or sister have had any filling in their lives, my sister especially is as sugar addicted as I am and my brothers a raging dero alcoholic that's spent half his life living under bridges, he's lost plenty of teeth in fights but never one from decay.

babeterminal 01-30-2019 10:25 PM

so nice to share advise about water instead of eddyfromWHANGAREI

eddy explain yourself to the croydon massive, wankinggary off in new zeaand is not on sunshine alright,

babeterminal 01-30-2019 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GAMEFINEST (Post 22407423)
Hows the vagina there

ask him nicely he might take a look

Bladewire 01-30-2019 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 22407465)
How would I know?!.

The penis is good.....

Uncut? That's all I got when I lived in Australia for 5 years. On a scale of 1 to 10.... 8 :thumbsup:

adultchatpay 01-31-2019 12:48 AM

Post some hot babes from NZ!!

EddyTheDog 01-31-2019 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22407690)
Uncut? That's all I got when I lived in Australia for 5 years. On a scale of 1 to 10.... 8 :thumbsup:

All uncut here thank god - I can't go to Israel on holiday because they get offended when I try to stick on a fake...

EddyTheDog 01-31-2019 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchatpay (Post 22407734)
Post some hot babes from NZ!!

YUMMMMM - Seriously hot Kiwi babes...

https://i.imgur.com/0VFLmXR.jpg

wehateporn 01-31-2019 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBaldBastard (Post 22407628)
Funny you should mention that.

When fluoridation first came in to NZ my mother wrongly presumed our local town had it, both my brother and sister had fluoride tablets as kids, but when I came a long that was skipped.. because it was in the water or so my mother thought.

Skip forward 50 years, and the results are quiet clear, my mouth is a battle ground of fillings, implants, root canals and has probably cost me close to 100k over the years.

Where as neither my brother or sister have had any filling in their lives, my sister especially is as sugar addicted as I am and my brothers a raging dero alcoholic that's spent half his life living under bridges, he's lost plenty of teeth in fights but never one from decay.

Problem with fluoride pills and fluoridated water is that it harms the brain and thyroid, so not worth the harm, but it is not a problem to have it in toothpaste, as it works topically, as long as you don't consume any.

MFCT 01-31-2019 02:33 AM

Have a peek at New Zealand penises:

https://www.mfcteens.com/New-Zealand-camguys/

EddyTheDog 01-31-2019 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MFCT (Post 22407765)
Have a peek at New Zealand penises:

https://www.mfcteens.com/New-Zealand-camguys/


That gives me a few ideas...

:thumbsup

aimike 01-31-2019 02:50 AM

Why would anyone want to live in New Zealand. Sounds like a shit hole in the middle of no where

https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-z...ealanders.html

alias 01-31-2019 03:00 AM

Glad to hear it.

Congrats!


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