Off to collect my teeth in half an hour :)
 

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Apparently they are finally ready !

Wish me luck, especially with the part about getting out the dentists without paying :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

You can't out run him be careful! :1orglaugh Good luck! :thumbsup

Nice at least you dont need any more fillings

I'm working on the 'Dirty Protest' principle... That while he can probably catch me, he will choose not actually make physical contact with me... Good Times :)

I actually did rip off my dental bib numb faced and all, got up out of the chair, stormed of a dental office and squealed out of the parking lot without paying a few months ago.. Different scenario though. I wasn't happy. Which reminds me, I need to call them up a bitch them out for having the nerve of sending me a bill.

Well Im BACK ! lol

I waited until he had finished, and then I feigned intestinal distress. Being the size I am, I wasn't able to get up from the chair myself without two helpers, so I proceeded to empty the last two curries I had eaten, directly into my pants :)

Obviously the smell was awful, and of course it was all over the chair and on the floor etc, so as they fussed to organize the cleanup, I acted like I couldn't help it and needed to get to the toilet for a cleanup myself...

Then, as soon as I was out the office I nipped out the fire door ! Free teeth ! Woot Woot ! Good times :upsidedow

CS have you ever met Mr Methane?

Nope. Not really a fan of him tbh... I prefer a man who 'follows thru' myself :2 cents:

Ah, a purist. :)