I need a script
 

I am posting this for an acquaintance.

Features:

The script should be able to do anything that I can think of.

Has to include full support and installation.

Should immediately start making money as soon as it is up and running without me having to do anything.

Support includes holding the kleenex when I blow my nose, wiping my ass when I take a shit and hand feeding me on demand.

Support must be available 24/7 or else I might have a hissy fit.

Script should automatically update whenever needed without me having to do anything.

Cost needs to be less than $100 usd.

Sent your quotes to [email protected]

Thanks in advance

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Does that also include free web hosting for life with premium support and cloud-based backups?

Throw in CDN as well. Unlimited.

Yeah, that would be cool. If he can get that I bet he would go a full $100 instead of less than. :thumbsup

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Hmm, no developers out there wanting to make some bling??

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I’ll take a nulled multi-domain copy of that too, thanks!

Phh, with ease. Here is my contact info: free scripts to make money instantly, 24/7 support during eternity plus many more bonuses!

I gotcha covered bro, see sig.

Head over to Fiverr. One of the Asian sellers has what you're looking for.

will this script also do my laundry?

asking for a friend

:1orglaugh

Sure, why not. Might as well have some scope creep :thumbsup

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I have heard of one - They use it to run Google - Perhaps if you ask nicely...

Will the script also pump traffic out of Tinder straight to Adult dating forms?

So, still looking for this script for Dumb Nick. It is becoming a desperate situation.

I had several pms from him this morning asking me to come and wipe his ass for him. I am not currently sober (I am as usual, high in the cloud) so hell if I am going to go do that stuff. He thinks I am because he thinks all support should be for free, and I went ahead and let him think that, but he is going to end up with his ass stuck in the shape of a toilet seat because he has been sitting there for about 12 hours at this point.

He also keeps texting me asking "When will I start making money?". I have told him that he will start making money when he gets up off his ass and starts getting to work.

He said he would rather wait for support.

Oh well.

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