Is Astrology bullshit?
 

A lot of the zodiac is broad and based on generalities

But when you're dealing with an 'astrologer' who is experienced, sometimes they can tell you your life story

How? Pattern recognition

The only 'magic' here is the ability to connect and "READ" people - verbal and non-verbal signals

What do you think?

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bullshit

You actually have to ask this question ?

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Yes it is.

i went to egypt and was surprised to discover they were using similar astrology signs.. they seemed to use it for famines and floods vs personalities tho, which is kinda curious

Its real. But specific info can't be gotten from it. So it might as well not be real. You can't use it to find your car keys.

the moment i was born, the gravitational pull of Saturn and Mars counteracted Jupiter in a way that i am irreversibly fond of art, get emotional about firetrucks and i have 94% chance to win the lottery next Friday :1orglaugh :error

I'm virgo but I fuck like a taurus ...

Of course. 100% Pure Bullshit

Most people need bullshit to endure their existence . . .

Colors are not real and do not exist
Smells are not real and do not exist
Much of everything you experience in your daily existence is not real
Much of your daily experience is illusory
The world as you know it is little more than a construction by an organ that is fully isolated from the experience and is more about constructing narratives than analyzing objective reality... so the only meaningful question is "does it matter"

The moon dictates our ocean tides

60% of our body is water

Astrology involves the moon

Women have predictable cycles, as do the planets, as do people.

"Correlation is not causation."
source: Fundamentals of Basic Science for Small Children

Complete bullshit lol

Did you watch the video, bro? :winkwink:

My chances are 98% :Graucho

none of those examples have to do with astrology.

People need to believe in this bullshit to bring meaning to their lives. Instead of trying to find actual answers or take responsibility for anything that ails them they come up with unexplainable paradigms whether that is religion, fantasy or, in this case, incorrect astronomical alignments based on outdated practices.

You may as well pretend dragons and Thor are real and are effecting your life on a daily basis. At least their books are interesting.

I agree

I was playing devil's advocate :evil-laug

It's like having your fortune told

Duh!?!?! You even bothered to ask?
Bullshit it is!

Do bears shit in the woods?

When I was a kid, I had a friend who was the same Zodiac sign as me. We had our birthdays in a same day (he was a one year older than me). Now I'm a coder and he has became gangster. He's got his first jail time in 14 or so for an armed robbery. I don't really know if he is alive now. The whole district was afraid of his guy. Yes, I've grown up in a very criminal place where a monthly murder was a usual thing. It was like "no dead body on Friday? Oh shit, Huston, we have a problem!"

So what I want to say. We were two identical Zodiac signs. We were friends. We were neighbors. We had the same buddies. We both were visiting the same school and were spending all our time on the street. But we were absolutely different persons. That's one more reason why I don't believe in Astrology, Voodoo, Christianity, Santa, Forest Elves, Fairies and other bullshit.

100% BS.

How anyone can think otherwise is beyond me...

Astrology is bullshit.

Water is wet.

You are dumb for asking.

I googled "Sexy Astrologers" (what is wrong with me?) and got these

https://thenypost.files.wordpress.co...8&h=410&crop=1
https://static.new.theastrologer.com...xy-320x215.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JUyvCIs2bzQ/maxresdefault.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4_oTAxX4On...lways+good.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JmNqY5zG5Jw/maxresdefault.jpg
http://elaynefluker.com/wp-content/u...cast-image.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zyrKNfi8fng/maxresdefault.jpg
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Tc0A7tfVKMo/hqdefault.jpg
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...y8naw9oxc8QEo5
https://images.ganeshaspeaks.com/pro...strologer3.jpg
http://www.realm-of-astrology.com/wp...y-Ad_335px.jpg (No kidding!)
https://d28hgpri8am2if.cloudfront.ne...2818235_hr.jpg
https://hudsonvalleyone.com/wp-conte...is-333x500.jpg

So... hit and miss I guess.

its not a proof at all that astrology doesnt work.
Actually, some people may say thats even proof. If he is as big "warrior" in real life as you are on this forum, I see similar pattern here. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Were you born in the same month as Hitler ? (April, Aries)

It is not at all , but since Centuries there is no one that know how to use it.
So let's that for us it s useless and today is bullshit

A fortune teller told me not to believe in astrology ... :stoned

https://blog.psychics.com/wp-content...ystal-ball.jpg

Bullshit

Wish James Randi was still on T.V.

Colors are different wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum. Grade 6 science.

Ask your doctor what olfactory sensory neurons are. (Or ask Currently Sober why his are so happy all the time)


Pretending things do not exist is not a good way to cope with reality.

Fox News viewers?

Not constructed. Perceived, Understood.

To me, Yes. To you? Yes, but I think you're in denial, or you just want people to think that you don't care.

That video is amazing though

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I can vouch for it

I can read astrology charts. I believe it is an exact science.

Then you are as mad as you are stupid.

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be careful who's advice you buy! Fortune tellers any better? Real gifted ones are not supposed to charge people, they use it as their "gift".

Solar Returns :upsidedow

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Many camgirls and strippers do online astro-reading for per-minute pay... go figure.

Replying to commemorate 333 views :) This thread is only half as evil :)

Most Believe in them....
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