Always remember and don't ever forget...
 

Don't kiss a parrot on the beak when she's been eating habaneros. My lips are burning off my face!

"Aoihhrte"?

Parrot-kisser

You kiss your parrot on the beak and feed it habaneros?

are you one of those freaky cat or bird persons, that call you pets; "you babies"

I have a hint for you guys too, never let your dog lick your face after he's eaten a dead animal he found.

hehe

Try to save at least half a lip for me please!!!!!!

lol

rokk on

why? does it make your "lips burn off my face"

No but it makes your "Dinner jump off your stomach"

what about kissing your favorit fish, after it have been playing "floater dodge" in the toilet?

Just flush, and buy a new one.

sissyboy

where do i buy a new perfect floater? these are hard to find

lol!!!!
rokk on

Don't eat fibers

stop stalking me - go pay with Amp

Im a pillowbiter

I am NOT stalking you.
I am merely testing a super secret never released ever formula called 2382xg-o/lfoucklinhourse.'lf.cljom

I am invisible am I not?

If I am stalking you... prove it by telling me what I'm wearing right now!!!


rofl

I know you are naked - all my stalkers are

and stop trying so hard - makes you look retarded

yeah, what are you doing having beastiality kissing stuff with your pets anyways??? you're taking this whole animal persona a bit too far Peeks! ;-)

its generaly a good idea to not put your mouth on an animals mouth that licks its ass... birds included