Guess the GFY'er
 

God damn.

http://www.thepotato.ie/wp-content/u...Untitled-2.jpg

Naturally you believe it.

I bought one of those drones. They are awesome.
I use it to video myself masturbating in public and upload it to pornhub.

Saw a couple of those. They're good.

Hard to believe there is any single right answer

How do you work the drone controls and beat your meat all while you're constantly looking around for people who may catch you? Is it an AI drone that automatically locks onto the sound of fapping?

It's easy most drones have a follow me function. As long as you have a transmitter or a small clip on emitter it will follow you at a set distance shooting video until the battery runs out or you stop it!

Read the article

Interesting tattoos you have

this article is from 2015 when "What Happens Next Will Blow Your Mind" was used unironically

Hah @ "The fact that this can be flown automatically means that it’s basically hands free. I can hover the drone outside a window and have both hands to masturbate with. It’s great. It even returns home once the battery gets low so I don’t have to worry about flying it back when I’m mid wank and might be about to cum."

I've never seen this site before "Mashing the news online since 1962" reminds me I haven't checked out the Onion in a while.

Remember when people associated sites like this with fake news instead of CNN;-)