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AdultKing

12-29-2018 06:31 AM

Crickets.

If you use Twitter, read this thread, it's hilarious.

Quote:

So, a shipment of crickets for the lizard arrived via FedEx today. It was my first time ordering bulk crickets off the internet, and I naively assumed that they would be in like, a bag or some other contraption to facilitate easy transfer to another container. They were not.

https://twitter.com/_cingraham/statu...30244428042241

Bladewire

12-29-2018 07:49 AM

"And at first I was like "okay, maybe one or two got out when I initially opened the box. No biggie." I kept working." :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

AdultKing

12-29-2018 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 22388080)

"And at first I was like "okay, maybe one or two got out when I initially opened the box. No biggie." I kept working." :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Busty2

12-29-2018 08:20 AM

Had that happen with a box of African locust in the UK. Not a fun experience at all !!:Oh crap

freecartoonporn

12-29-2018 08:51 AM

it was good read.

he missed the instructions.

thanks

BaldBastard

12-29-2018 09:27 AM

Livefoods Unlimited - Crickets

Oh fuck... this is real, gotta be the best prank gifts ever

Livefoods Unlimited - Live Insects

Rochard

12-29-2018 09:58 AM

Holy crap that's funny.....

CurrentlySober

12-29-2018 10:36 AM

Quote:

For some reason my first instinct is to flush the toilet...

& that's where it all went wrong... Pro Tip? NEVER flush the toilet... EVER !

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