California Rocks
 

Went out to a chain (gasp!) for pizza tonight. New law in California - no straws. Wife gets me a pepsi and returns in a cup with a lid on it, no straw. What's this? The lid is a sippy cup. LOL.

Fucking brilliant.

Are you sure? I just went to a one in California and they gave out straws

if thou asks, thou will receive.

If I understand the law correctly, you are supposed to ask for a straw and then they can give it to you. Some places have just done away with straws completely.

I remember when they made the new law about bags. I don't remember if that was state wide or my local town. I was pretty annoyed first. You mean to tell me I have to bring a cloth bag into the store with me each time? Who has time for that? Eventually... I got used to it. I carry the bags in my car now. Do you know how many plastic bags I've used since this law went into place? None. I've gotten used to not using plastic bags, and the world is a slightly better place.

We will get used to not using straws too.

Sippy cups are quite fitting given the location

Who need a straw to drink cola or anything? Gays?

Was the lid disposable or reusable?

Nope. One way or another they were going to hand out lids, so instead of getting a cup, a lid, and a straw, now you just get a cup and a lid.

You literally have "Gays" on your mind 24/7. You bring "Gay" into almost every thread. You think of Gay men more than Gay men think of Gay men, take it from me, a Gay man. You have Gay on your mind more than Gays think of Gays on any Gay thoughts Gay or not on the Gayest day of the Guest month on the Gayest year of a Gayest man being Gay!

I'm close to christening you as an honorary Gay (with limited privileges and perks... at first)

:1orglaugh

Lmao....

This man knows his gay.. I'll give him that. CyberSEO do you want to come out of the closet now? I think Bladey is offering an assist.

You mad bro? 24/7 Straw man at your service sippy cup boy :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

And yes Pun intended.. :thumbsup

Nah, I'm not mad. I just hope one day you'll click on the link and get help. Its not too late for you.

Stop trying to recruit cyberseo. Y'all gays need us breeders to produce more gays.

Count yourself lucky in Maine you dont even get a cup :Oh crap

No thanks, I'll stick with my straw and leave the sippy cup to my 3yo..

I don't know what's sadder. You're complete lack of self-awareness or the fact that you managed to reproduce.

Never take an anonymous russian alt-right hate troll at his word :2 cents:

I went to Chick-fil-A two days ago and ordered their best item (the lemonade); they gave me a straw without asking.

Earlier in the day I was shopping at Ralph's; they give away plastic bags like candy. They are thicker than the cheap "one use" type, so that must be why they can do it.

Ralphs to phase out plastic bags at its stores

How Trump Supporters Fail to Troll Liberals With Straws, Starbucks, and Chick-Fil-A

What? Someone actually let you fuck them? I call bullshit.

I stopped taking straws and plastic tops when I buy a coke. There are a couple of food courts in malls here now that serve food on real china and drinks in real glass, which are then washed and re-used. It's nice to see the backlash on disposable plastic. Hopefully governments push this alot further soon.

Amazing sarcasm are you part British ? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I've never needed or cared for straws.