Don't look behind the curtain, we're dead
 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6609041/Man-woman-leave-tip-cleaning-woman-committing-suicide-Manhattan-hotel-room.html


A 33-year-old Queens man and 30-year-old Brooklyn woman, were found dead on Thursday night by the cleaning woman at the Yotel Hotel in Manhattanha

The guests reportedly left a thank you note to the cleaner along with a cash gratuity taped to a plastic sheet obstructing the interior of the room
Along with a suicide note, the pair also left behind the bookha'Suicide and Attempted Suicide: Methods and Consequences' by Geo Stone
For confidential help, call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255 or click hereha


Both the man and woman lived full lives and died as middle aged people.

Those are some happy-go-lucky news fit for a Saturday evening . . .

WTF? Mid 30s is middle age? :helpme