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lmfao irl 01-23-2019 02:53 AM

Yo my dick small as fuck
 
Any advice?

alias 01-23-2019 02:53 AM

Touch tips?

lmfao irl 01-23-2019 03:07 AM

Hell yeah, no eye contact tho or it gay.

Pbbc fo lieieiieieieieie!

alias 01-23-2019 03:13 AM

bird dick union coming soon

EddyTheDog 01-23-2019 03:33 AM

Keep rubbing and it will get bigger...

SBJ 01-23-2019 05:40 AM

tie a rope around one end of your small dick and other end around a tree next to a cliff. Jump off a cliff and it will stretch it out. :2 cents:

alias 01-23-2019 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 22402375)
tie a rope around one end of your small dick and other end around a tree next to a cliff. Jump off a cliff and it will stretch it out. :2 cents:

Is that what you did before becoming a sig spammer? I didn't know they had such tense requirements.

SBJ 01-23-2019 05:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 22402378)
Is that what you did before becoming a sig spammer? I didn't know they had such tense requirements.

sig spammer?? lol you have almost double the posts of me :1orglaugh

alias 01-23-2019 05:49 AM

I'm not hatin.

SBJ 01-23-2019 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 22402382)
I'm not hatin.

but the OP is a troll that has posted over 200 pointless posts in the last few weeks and it gets fucking old. He must be your fake nick?

I have zero fake nicks

alias 01-23-2019 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 22402384)
but the OP is a troll that has posted over 200 pointless posts in the last few weeks and it gets fucking old. He must be your fake nick?

I have zero fake nicks

Nah I know him from way back, he has always been like this. He's ok, just misunderstood.

VRPdommy 01-23-2019 06:04 AM

https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2013/1...89254__340.pnghttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...LeftHand_2.png

CaptainHowdy 01-23-2019 06:20 AM

Get good at scissoring . . .

2MuchMark 01-23-2019 07:26 AM

Q) What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

A) Your mom can't take a joke.

Ha!

alias 01-23-2019 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22402417)
Q) What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

A) Your mom can't take a joke.

Ha!

badumtish, n1

shoot2thrill 01-23-2019 08:14 AM

MY FIRST HOME VIDEO!!!!

seeandsee 01-23-2019 11:05 AM

pennis pills all the wya

HairyChick 01-23-2019 09:15 PM

Gee, uh, I’d need photo proof it is that small. Little dicks are cute and don’t hurt when we spoon. But my inquiring mind would need to view the dick to confirm the size.

There are lots of products online to enlarge your dick. You’re better off finding a man or woman to accept your dick as it is.

Proof or be banned! (I felt so powerful for a minute).

But I’m curious as to the size of fuck. “My dick is small as fuck” doesn’t let me compare very well. I hear your cry for help and will gladly lend a helping hand to work on your self-esteem.

Pics please. I’m going to sleep and dream of fulfilling your dreams of having a bigger dick.

I’m putting your issue on my todo list. Seems critical so I’ll bump you up. HOPE TO WAKE UP TO YOUR PICS. Err, sorry, my excitement caused a caps lock

brassmonkey 01-23-2019 09:24 PM

tmi muther fucker

alias 01-23-2019 09:45 PM

pam winter = lawrence connor reborn?

alias 01-23-2019 09:45 PM

I remember when justdavexxx took him on a porn shoot, god that was brutal.

baddog 01-23-2019 09:52 PM

https://www.heavy-r.com/video/319302...n_Midget_Dick/ works like a charm (you will have to deal with a few seconds of ads before watching)

Look Chang 01-23-2019 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lmfao irl (Post 22402339)
Any advice?

Did you try a vacuum cleaner ?

http://66.media.tumblr.com/15f4c618c...di7jo1_400.gif

marlboroack 01-24-2019 09:18 AM

Call a dr :pimp

lmfao irl 01-24-2019 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 22402349)
bird dick union coming soon

been trying for years everyones scared of me cus i went off the deep end :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

lmfao irl 01-24-2019 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22402965)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

alias 01-24-2019 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lmfao irl (Post 22403225)
been trying for years everyones scared of me cus i went off the deep end :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

basic bitches :disgust

lmfao irl 01-24-2019 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 22402954)
tmi muther fucker

but we gotta here a boot (canadian accent) your "bbcs" ?????????questionmark :321GFY

lmfao irl 01-24-2019 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns (Post 22402952)
Gee, uh, I’d need photo proof it is that small. Little dicks are cute and don’t hurt when we spoon. But my inquiring mind would need to view the dick to confirm the size.

But I’m curious as to the size of fuck. “My dick is small as fuck” doesn’t let me compare very well. I hear your cry for help and will gladly lend a helping hand to work on your self-esteem.

incoming little dick pics

lmfao irl 01-24-2019 09:51 AM

Hey can anyone suggest any penis enlargement pills?

alias 01-24-2019 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lmfao irl (Post 22403235)
Hey can anyone suggest any penis enlargement pills?

I used to know a guy but he got shut down by the ftc :/

alias 01-24-2019 09:59 AM

But lately I heard bird dick enhancement is good.

lmfao irl 01-24-2019 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 22403251)
But lately I heard bird dick enhancement is good.

haha you see what i did there and i see what you did there

shout out to my pbbc potna with 19,000 posts

alias 01-24-2019 11:30 AM

Yeah I noticed that after posting, glad it was a pbbc post.

lmfao irl 01-25-2019 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 22403315)
Yeah I noticed that after posting, glad it was a pbbc post.

same, pbbc for life

where is grand master of the peen brother mechanicvirus these days?

alias 01-26-2019 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lmfao irl (Post 22403819)
same, pbbc for life

where is grand master of the peen brother mechanicvirus these days?

No clue, HS appears to be updated regularly though.

lmfao irl 01-26-2019 02:20 AM

Everyone scared of me, all comms lost. This PBBC 2.oh

alias 01-26-2019 02:25 AM

peen bird, the next generation

HairyChick 01-26-2019 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lmfao irl (Post 22403232)
incoming little dick pics

I’m wet. If I weren’t going back to sleep I’d sit here and wait.

Hope to wake up to little dick pics.

Look Chang 01-26-2019 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lmfao irl (Post 22403232)
incoming little dick pics

Here you are ... :stoned

https://www.tokyotimes.org/archives/naked_sumo.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DyX-1Bvsav.../tiny+dick.jpg

http://fap.to/images/49/463943859/am...-condoms-4.jpg

Diomed 01-26-2019 09:21 PM

My dick.. Big like a bridge.. Yo dick..

ruff 01-26-2019 09:48 PM

If your dick is big enough for you, why worry?

nude images 01-27-2019 01:29 PM

Congratulations! Small is beautiful!

lmfao irl 01-29-2019 06:13 AM

bump for the truth.

never conform, question everything. Strong thread, op.

lmfao irl 01-29-2019 06:21 AM

shout out to my small peen brothers whom are offended by this website posting

2MuchMark 01-29-2019 07:14 AM

First:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22404954)

Holy shit... that poor guy!


Next:
What is PBBC?

CaptainHowdy 01-29-2019 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Look Chang (Post 22404954)

Guess Im part japanese . . .


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