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newB 02-21-2019 12:18 PM
So a horse walks into a bar...
 
And the bartender says "I'm always hearing about you visiting bars, are you an alcoholic?"

To which the horse replies "I don't think I am."

And *POOF* the horse disappears.

Which is really funny to those who have studied Philosophy, as Rene Descartes postulated "I think, therefore I am."

But to explain that in advance would put Descartes before the horse.

baddog 02-21-2019 12:34 PM
Oh man .

2MuchMark 02-21-2019 12:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by newB (Post 22420065)
And the bartender says "I'm always hearing about you visiting bars, are you an alcoholic?"

To which the horse replies "I don't think I am."

And *POOF* the horse disappears.

Which is really funny to those who have studied Philosophy, as Rene Descartes postulated "I think, therefore I am."

But to explain that in advance would put Descartes before the horse.
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CaptainHowdy 02-21-2019 02:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by newB (Post 22420065)
And the bartender says "I'm always hearing about you visiting bars, are you an alcoholic?"

To which the horse replies "I don't think I am."

And *POOF* the horse disappears.

Which is really funny to those who have studied Philosophy, as Rene Descartes postulated "I think, therefore I am."

But to explain that in advance would put Descartes before the horse.
Actually in Descartes´ view animals are more like machines . . .

aimike 02-21-2019 03:46 PM
jokes for geniuses

Farang 02-21-2019 03:49 PM
a neutrino went through the bar...

nikki99 02-21-2019 03:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Farang (Post 22420178)
a neutrino went through the bar...
*poof* everyone dissapears casue the speed of light turns everyone into energy, except the neutrinos who can travel faster than speed of light

Look Chang 02-21-2019 06:46 PM
I can't see anything beyond my horizon, cheers... :stoned

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SBJ 02-21-2019 06:49 PM
a dyslexic walks into a bra..

Idigmygirls 02-21-2019 07:34 PM
Groan

lol

kjs 02-22-2019 02:37 PM
The bartender says, "we don't serve subatomic particles in here."

A neutrino walks into a bar.

bronco67 02-22-2019 03:11 PM
Why did the snail put a big "S" on the side of his race car?

So when people see it they would say "look at that S car go."


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