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OneHungLo 02-23-2019 09:08 AM

Pit bull attacks mailman.
 


Any dog could do this, right? Totally normal dog behavior.

OneHungLo 02-23-2019 09:09 AM

...and here comes the owner to tell us how shocked they were that their sweet pibbly wibbly could do such a thing.



pimpmaster9000 02-23-2019 09:18 AM

You are billions of times more likely to be shot dead by a cracker than killed by a pibull...

OneHungLo 02-23-2019 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22421149)
You are billions of times more likely to be shot dead by a cracker than killed by a pibull...

https://i.imgur.com/Js1ddHC.jpg

pimpmaster9000 02-23-2019 09:29 AM

Memes do not change the fact that falling coconuts kill more people than pitbulls...

OneHungLo 02-23-2019 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22421156)
Memes do not change the fact that falling coconuts kill more people than pitbulls...

Yeah and coconuts kill more people than MS-13 - so does that mean I want a bunch of gang members living in my neighborhood?

pimpmaster9000 02-23-2019 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22421168)
Yeah and coconuts kill more people than MS-13 - so does that mean I want a bunch of gang members living in my neighborhood?

I would address the billions of times more violent cracker before the pitbull...did you know that you are literally billions of times more likely to be killed by a cracker than by a pibull? I did LOL

OneHungLo 02-23-2019 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22421172)
I would address the billions of times more violent cracker before the pitbull...did you know that you are literally billions of times more likely to be killed by a cracker than by a pibull? I did LOL

Do you know that you're billions of times more likely to be killed by a pit bull than any other breed of dog?

pimpmaster9000 02-23-2019 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22421176)
Do you know that you're billions of times more likely to be killed by a pit bull than any other breed of dog?

And do you know you are billions of times more likely to be killed by a cracker? See my sig...

OneHungLo 02-23-2019 10:07 AM

The funny thing is cruci was going to come in and say the same - exact - dumb - shit as that dummy who owned the pit :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

No he has to muddle up this thread by talking about coconuts and crackas :1orglaugh

TheSquealer 02-23-2019 10:10 AM

your billions of times more likely to be forced to kneel down and be shot in the head as an Albanian in Serbia than be attacked by anyone or anything.

aimike 02-23-2019 10:13 AM

lol......

pimpmaster9000 02-23-2019 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 22421190)
your billions of times more likely to be forced to kneel down and be shot in the head as an Albanian in Serbia than be attacked by anyone or anything.


An american bomb dropper opens his mouth...funny LOL

TheSquealer 02-23-2019 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22421197)
An american bomb dropper opens his mouth...funny LOL

We're all sorry that you were shamed and embarrassed and upset by NATO interrupting your fine and pleasant genocide.

pimpmaster9000 02-23-2019 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 22421203)
We're all sorry that you were shamed and embarrassed and upset by NATO interrupting your fine and pleasant genocide.

Invader, the sun is setting on your invader empire...the scam of conventional warfare is about to end...enjoy...

OneHungLo 02-23-2019 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 22421190)
your billions of times more likely to be forced to kneel down and be shot in the head as an Albanian in Serbia than be attacked by anyone or anything.

Ouch lol 😂

King Mark 02-23-2019 10:33 AM

Lol here comes the yearly pitbull shenanigans

Bladewire 02-23-2019 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead Eye (Post 22421217)
Lol here comes the yearly pitbull shenanigans

Then black crime rates

Then muslims attack stories (with the mandatory "they throw people like you off buildings there")

Then Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a hypocritical socialist that wants all your money.

Then all gays and blacks are like Jussie Smollett

Then "this accuser is lying"

Then "the economy is great despite this new bad economic milestone"

Then " the violent left"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

aimike 02-23-2019 10:44 AM

Those fucking dogs make me nervous.. just being around one.. My friend had one when i was younger and I went over his house once.. and he wanted to be funny and sicked him on me.. I ran into the house and pinned the Dog between the door, half way inside / outside.. Turns out the Dog wouldn't have done anything anyway...

Pit Bulls were bred to be fighting killing machines..

King Mark 02-23-2019 10:45 AM

There's definitely a formula goin on

pimpmaster9000 02-23-2019 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aimike (Post 22421226)
Those fucking dogs make me nervous.. just being around one.. My friend had one when i was younger and I went over his house once.. and he wanted to be funny and sicked him on me.. I ran into the house and pinned the Dog between the door, half way inside / outside.. Turns out the Dog wouldn't have done anything anyway...

Pit Bulls were bred to be fighting killing machines..

You are still billions of times more likeley to be killed by a cracker...cracker...

King Mark 02-23-2019 11:05 AM

^^^what color are you?

pimpmaster9000 02-23-2019 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead Eye (Post 22421240)
^^^what color are you?

I am neon white...I just enjoy calling people crackers...

celandina 02-23-2019 11:21 AM

All should be neutered and let die out naturally. :2 cents:

pimpmaster9000 02-23-2019 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22421252)
All should be neutered and let die out naturally. :2 cents:

Yes crackers are very very violent...

jscott 02-23-2019 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22421252)
All should be neutered and let die out naturally. :2 cents:

If only ignorance like this could be neutered and die out, much better :disgust

jscott 02-23-2019 11:49 AM

.... that said, the amount of mistreated animals that actually fight back is nearly nothing if you take into consideration the incredibly high amount of disgusting animal mistreatment is happening everyday

romeo22 02-23-2019 02:42 PM

that's mad.These dogs are very aggressive.

SilentKnight 02-23-2019 09:58 PM

https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...67&oe=5D1E9063

dig420 02-24-2019 01:59 AM

Pick up it's back legs and start walking backward. Only way to stop a Pit.

Paul Markham 02-24-2019 04:11 AM

We have a mongrel terrier and a Boxer. Both will bark at the mailman or anyone who comes to the door. When let out all they do is lick people trying to get attention. Our neighbours have two wolves just as friendly.

Violence is purposely bred into breeds and learnt.

mce 02-24-2019 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22421156)
Memes do not change the fact that falling coconuts kill more people than pitbulls...

Real story :thumbsup

celandina 02-24-2019 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 22421464)


Go cry me a river Bro. Chiuhaha may nibbled somebody's ankle but facts are facts..

https://thumbor.forbes.com/thumbor/1...ogs_Forbes.jpg

TheSquealer 02-24-2019 10:03 AM

aggression isn't breed specific, so we should all own and let children frolic with and feed the grizzly bears and mountain lions and hyenas and wolverines and crocodiles and hippos... cause they're all just animals and all the same.

beerptrol 02-24-2019 10:44 AM

Mean while Putin's russian poodle in the white house attacks our democracy!

King Mark 02-24-2019 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 22421656)
aggression isn't breed specific, so we should all own and let children frolic with and feed the grizzly bears and mountain lions and hyenas and wolverines and crocodiles and hippos... cause they're all just animals and all the same.

Damn, you retarded af lol

OneHungLo 02-24-2019 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22421623)
Go cry me a river Bro. Chiuhaha may nibbled somebody's ankle but facts are facts..

https://thumbor.forbes.com/thumbor/1...ogs_Forbes.jpg

But coconuts, man!!! And Chiuhahas!! Keep your eyes peeled for those!!

TheSquealer 02-24-2019 10:53 AM

If no breed is dangerous and only owners can be bad.. then the same applies to guns. So if we don't need breed specific legislation, we don't need similar gun legislation either.

tony286 02-24-2019 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420 (Post 22421501)
Pick up it's back legs and start walking backward. Only way to stop a Pit.

Bingo,also it's the best way to breakup a dog fight

gorillaz_ 02-24-2019 12:34 PM

if you own one of those dogs you deserve to be killed :1orglaugh.

TheSquealer 02-24-2019 12:39 PM

On a side note...

Mail man?

In 2019?

This in itself just sounds so strange these days. That idea that we need people to physically deliver junk mail to each and every home through a monstrous, multi billion dollar network of ineffectiveness and waste and multi billion dollar annual losses.

Who is old enough to remember the xerox commercials about the "paperless office" (maybe late 70's)? we were lied to.

Even worse were the expectations set by Space 1999 when I was a child watching re-runs. Now we still have a guy in a shitty van physically going house to house to deliver coupons to some shit store, for a shit product you'll never buy.

pimpmaster9000 02-25-2019 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 22421656)
aggression isn't breed specific, so we should all own and let children frolic with and feed the grizzly bears and mountain lions and hyenas and wolverines and crocodiles and hippos... cause they're all just animals and all the same.

dumbass, a breed is a stock of animals or plants within a specific species that have a distinctive appearance...let me explain it simpler for your unused brain:

dog breeds: rott, pitt, doberman

animal species: chicken, cow, tiger

OK now relax your unused brain from all this complex shit :thumbsup

TheSquealer 02-25-2019 07:50 AM

holy shitl haha.
thanks for that 4th grade explanation of the animal kingdom.
glad you found the book.


I was pointing out the fact that when it comes to pitbulls, people suddenly stop believing in genetics and individual traits of breeds. being a dog does not mean each dog is not a completely different animal in terms of physical and behavioral traits you fucking dipshit.

pimpmaster9000 02-25-2019 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 22422104)
holy shitl haha.
thanks for that 4th grade explanation of the animal kingdom.
glad you found the book.


I was pointing out the fact that when it comes to pitbulls, people suddenly stop believing in genetics and individual traits of breeds. being a dog does not mean each dog is not a completely different animal in terms of physical and behavioral traits you fucking dipshit.


no you confused breed with species and it is obvious to anybody who can read...

TheSquealer 02-25-2019 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22422123)
no you confused breed with species and it is obvious to anybody who can read...

Really? Who's doing the reading for you?
Are there schools in Serbia?

SilentKnight 02-25-2019 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by celandina (Post 22421623)
Go cry me a river Bro. Chiuhaha may nibbled somebody's ankle but facts are facts..

It's a meme, pinhead.

Suck it up, buttercup.

pimpmaster9000 02-25-2019 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 22422130)
Really? Who's doing the reading for you?
Are there schools in Serbia?

you said:

"aggression isn't breed specific, so we should all own and let children frolic with and feed the grizzly bears and mountain lions and hyenas and wolverines and crocodiles and hippos... cause they're all just animals and all the same."

and I rightfully pointed out that said animals are species and not breeds like you implied because you used the word breed...dumbass...

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PornMD 02-25-2019 07:50 PM

https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/asse...-story-top.jpg

King Mark 02-25-2019 07:55 PM

Pits are not the most aggressive dogs. They're just the ones minorities like the most (besides Chihuahuas) hence the far rights fake issue with them.

OneHungLo 02-25-2019 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead Eye (Post 22422564)
Pits are not the most aggressive dogs. They're just the ones minorities like the most (besides Chihuahuas) hence the far rights fake issue with them.

No. People take issue with them because they were bred to launch unprovoked, relentless attacks and kill other dogs in a pit. Now people bring them into their homes or neighborhoods with other living things and they launch unprovoked, relentless attacks on other living things.

People get severely injured, med-flighted, disfigured, scalped, limbs removed, killed etc.


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