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2MuchMark 02-27-2019 06:26 AM

Trump lawyer Michael Cohen testify before Congress today, on TV
 
The shit hits the fan starting at 10am today Trumpers!

Busty2 02-27-2019 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22423275)
The shit hits the fan starting at 10am today Trumpers!


The shit hit the fan in 2016 and landed in the oval office on January 20, 2017 :thumbsup

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 06:37 AM

I think the Trump defense against Cohen (he's a criminal liar!) is my favorite one of theirs so far. Because, yes, Cohen did plead guilty to lying to Congress which means A) the FBI knew Cohen's claim that Trump did not know of Russian collusion is a lie and that B) anything he says today to implicate Trump (and family) will be fact checked by the FBI and, if not charged with lying again, will mean that Cohen is telling the truth...telling the truth which implicates Trump.

bronco67 02-27-2019 07:00 AM

Cohen has every incentive to NOT lie. He already has been sentenced -- which isn't changing. The only thing that can change is adding more years for lying again, so the GOP defense of branding him as a liar won't work this time.

Phoenix 02-27-2019 07:01 AM

looks like you got him this time.
new venezuela coming up soon
when kids re starving because morons are in charge, you can clap yourselves on the back and say...hey...we did this.

https://i.imgur.com/rjXaVoC.png

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 22423293)
looks like you got him this time.
new venezuela coming up soon
when kids re starving because morons are in charge, you can clap yourselves on the back and say...hey...we did this.

https://i.imgur.com/rjXaVoC.png

...and this is the only pathetic defense left to pathetic Trumpets.

Phoenix 02-27-2019 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 22423296)
...and this is the only pathetic defense left to pathetic Trumpets.

I used pictures so it would be easier for people to understand. Not sure how you think this is a defense of the GEOTUS
let me spell it out.
That is Bernie, with fake people lobbying for fake things

you know the usual propaganda

~Ray 02-27-2019 07:08 AM

What channel?

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ~Ray (Post 22423299)
What channel?

C-SPAN has a free live feed.

Acepimp 02-27-2019 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22423275)
The shit hits the fan starting at 10am today Trumpers!

How so? Some criminal fraudster who already lied to Congress will bring down Trump? LOL how many times will you lefties get duped? :1orglaugh


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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 22423285)
I think the Trump defense against Cohen (he's a criminal liar!) is my favorite one of theirs so far. Because, yes, Cohen did plead guilty to lying to Congress which means A) the FBI knew Cohen's claim that Trump did not know of Russian collusion is a lie and that B) anything he says today to implicate Trump (and family) will be fact checked by the FBI and, if not charged with lying again, will mean that Cohen is telling the truth...telling the truth which implicates Trump.

^^ A serious conspiracy nutter right here ^^

https://russianuniverse.files.wordpr...ry-clinton.jpg

bronco67 02-27-2019 08:06 AM

The hearing has barely started and Mark Meadows and Jim Jordan are already trying to derail the hearing. They really do not want Cohen to talk.

2MuchMark 02-27-2019 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22423324)
The hearing has barely started and Mark Meadows and Jim Jordan are already trying to derail the hearing. They really do not want Cohen to talk.

I just saw that - but I don't get it. What are they doing now, voting to postpone the hearing?

2MuchMark 02-27-2019 08:10 AM

Awesome! Cummings just told them to go fuck themselves. "The American people deserve to hear what Michael Cohen has to say". I love Mr. Cummings. He's one of the best in the US.

2MuchMark 02-27-2019 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by ~Ray (Post 22423299)
What channel?

You can watch it Live on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF0TO0yU834

Acepimp 02-27-2019 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22423324)
The hearing has barely started and Mark Meadows and Jim Jordan are already trying to derail the hearing. They really do not want Cohen to talk.

FALSE they are simply asking that rules be follwed- something the Democrats don't like to do :2 cents:

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Acepimp (Post 22423315)



^^ A serious conspiracy nutter right here ^^


That shit is funny coming from you. Read it again.

2MuchMark 02-27-2019 08:24 AM

Poor Jordan is trying his best now to deflect, calling it all a scheme. Now he's crying about how many minutes he was allowed. Fucking crybaby.

bronco67 02-27-2019 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22423325)
I just saw that - but I don't get it. What are they doing now, voting to postpone the hearing?

Anything they can do to get it postponed. Maybe Cohen will get hit by a truck or meteor before the new date. It's all they've got.

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 08:27 AM

Get your popcorn motherfuckers.

2MuchMark 02-27-2019 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Acepimp (Post 22423315)
How so? Some criminal fraudster who already lied to Congress will bring down Trump? LOL how many times will you lefties get duped? :1orglaugh

^^ A serious conspiracy nutter right here ^^

you forgot that he's also the ex-lawyer for a criminal fraudster, who lied to world.

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Acepimp (Post 22423331)
FALSE they are simply asking that rules be follwed- something the Democrats don't like to do :2 cents:

These public hearings are exactly what the USA needs. Full public transparency, full media scrutiny. This is democracy in action

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 08:29 AM

Trump is a racist, conman and cheat lol

2MuchMark 02-27-2019 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22423336)
Anything they can do to get it postponed. Maybe Cohen will get hit by a truck or meteor before the new date. It's all they've got.

It already happened:

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A high-profile Trump ally in Congress just straight-up threatened Michael Cohen

"Hey @MichaelCohen212," Gaetz tweeted on Tuesday afternoon. "Do your wife & father-in-law know about your girlfriends? Maybe tonight would be a good time for that chat. I wonder if she'll remain faithful when you're in prison. She's about to learn a lot..."
Story at https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/26/polit...hen/index.html

2MuchMark 02-27-2019 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 22423339)
These public hearings are exactly what the USA needs. Full public transparency, full media scrutiny. This is democracy in action

Ex-Fucking-Zactly.

aimike 02-27-2019 08:34 AM

The guy just ruined the whole thing for the democrats with his opening statement

Acepimp 02-27-2019 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22423338)
you forgot that he's also the ex-lawyer for a criminal fraudster, who lied to world.

He's one of many lawyers. Trump didn't know Cohen was running a multi-million dollar fraud & tax evasion scam.

Jim Jordan clearly explained that dude's lawyer is Hillary's lawyer and everything Cohen says is a spin job coming from a Democrat operative.

He already lied to Congress about Russia, y'all about to believe this clown AGAIN! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

OneHungLo 02-27-2019 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22423275)
The shit hits the fan starting at 10am today Trumpers!

Any..day..now.. :pimp

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 08:38 AM

Republicans making Trump president is embarrassing. His legacy will be a Republican joke for decades.

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22423349)
Any..day..now.. :pimp

You are a fucking snitch and a traitor to your country...it doesn't get much worse.

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Acepimp (Post 22423348)
He's one of many lawyers. Trump didn't know Cohen was running a multi-million dollar fraud & tax evasion scam.

Jim Jordan clearly explained that dude's lawyer is Hillary's lawyer and everything Cohen says is a spin job coming from a Democrat operative.

He already lied to Congress about Russia, y'all about to believe this clown AGAIN! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

He perjured for Donald Trump. It seems you guys have trouble admitting that.

OneHungLo 02-27-2019 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 22423293)
looks like you got him this time.
new venezuela coming up soon
when kids re starving because morons are in charge, you can clap yourselves on the back and say...hey...we did this.

https://i.imgur.com/rjXaVoC.png

Yeah, Bernie's a big con man. You'd think someone who was allegedly railing against corruption and all for socialism wouldn't have 3 houses and 100k dollar cars lol

2MuchMark 02-27-2019 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 22423339)
These public hearings are exactly what the USA needs. Full public transparency, full media scrutiny. This is democracy in action

Quoting this again for truth, and importance.

OneHungLo - stop being such a fucking pussy. You're embarrassing the hell out of yourself and your fellow Trumpers. If Trump is so clean and you are so sure of that, Sit Down, Shut Up, and let Cohen talk.

directfiesta 02-27-2019 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22423324)
The hearing has barely started and Mark Meadows and Jim Jordan are already trying to derail the hearing. They really do not want Cohen to talk.

That is because ...

... it is a witch hunt
... orange man did nothing wrong
... Trump does not lie ....


and so on ...

Trumpsters ( asspimple, Phoenix, etc .... ) see nothing wrong in all what is exposed ....


Just imagine if Obama would have done a fraction of that .... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22423358)
Yeah, Bernie's a big con man. You'd think someone who was allegedly railing against corruption and all for socialism wouldn't have 3 houses and 100k dollar cars lol

Let us know when you get some proof of that. Meanwhile you have real corruption staring you in the face but prefer to play dumb, just like a real traitor.

directfiesta 02-27-2019 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 22423356)
You are a fucking snitch and a traitor to your country...it doesn't get much worse.

How is he a traitor to ..... RUSSIA ?

MaDalton 02-27-2019 08:52 AM

I find this very amusing so far - and I see the Trumpists are already working overtime to defer and shift blame :glugglug

directfiesta 02-27-2019 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 22423357)
He perjured for Donald Trump. It seems you guys have trouble admitting that.

... and directed by Donald Trump and his other personnal lawyers .... !!

OneHungLo 02-27-2019 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 22423364)
Let us know when you get some proof of that. Meanwhile you have real corruption staring you in the face but prefer to play dumb, just like a real traitor.

Proof of what? That Bernie has 3 houses and 100k dollar cars? lol gtfo 3rd world trash.

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22423371)
Proof of what? That Bernie has 3 houses and 100k dollar cars? lol gtfo 3rd world trash.

I was raised in the US (Queens, NY) and still have many friends living there today. Seeing the way you act, who you defend and what you choose to say, a fair argument could be made that I'm a truer patriot than you are.

You don't even know where I live. It might be a 3rd world shithole, but at least I'm not a snitch and traitor like yourself.

OneHungLo 02-27-2019 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 22423373)
I was raised in the US (Queens, NY) and still have many friends living there today. Seeing the way you act, who you defend and what you choose to say, a fair argument could be made that I'm a truer patriot than you are.

You don't even know where I live. It might be a 3rd world shithole, but at least I'm not a snitch and traitor like yourself.

Hey yeah, you're in a 3rd world fuckhole but THANK GOD you're not a snitch. Yeah man, keep that "stop snitching" movement going you fucking loser :1orglaugh

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22423377)
Hey yeah, you're in a 3rd world fuckhole but THANK GOD you're not a snitch. Yeah man, keep that "stop snitching" movement going you fucking loser :1orglaugh

You forgot traitor.

Yes, you're also a traitor to your country.

2MuchMark 02-27-2019 09:10 AM

Hey OneHungLo: You, like everyone else, wants the truth to come out, right? So again, sit down, shut the fuck up, and lets listen to what Cohen has to say. By trying to change the subject and discredit him you're just proving how scared and stupid you are.

2MuchMark 02-27-2019 09:11 AM

Oh shit - the Trump kids must be squirming right now. Go Debbie Wasserman Schultz!!!

Rochard 02-27-2019 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 22423292)
Cohen has every incentive to NOT lie. He already has been sentenced -- which isn't changing. The only thing that can change is adding more years for lying again, so the GOP defense of branding him as a liar won't work this time.

If he lies again he can be charged again and get MORE jail time.... So he is telling the truth.

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark (Post 22423381)
Hey OneHungLo: You, like everyone else, wants the truth to come out, right? So again, sit down, shut the fuck up, and lets listen to what Cohen has to say. By trying to change the subject and discredit him you're just proving how scared and stupid you are.

Now the Freedom Caucus members know exactly what it has felt like for the past two years under republican control of the House. Democrats were stymied, bullied and silenced. There were no legitimate investigations completely by the republicans. Now the tables are turned and they're going to have to accept that valid investigations will be ongoing and they have no power to stop them.

2MuchMark 02-27-2019 09:14 AM

Debbie Wasserman Schultz to Cohen: "Would Trump collude with a foreign power to win the presidency?"

Cohen: "Yes."

POW!!

http://coldfrontmag.com/wp-content/u...ngry-Trump.jpg

Acepimp 02-27-2019 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 22423364)
Let us know when you get some proof of that. Meanwhile you have real corruption staring you in the face but prefer to play dumb, just like a real traitor.

It's common knowledge, dude. Bernie is a con artist who's never accomplished anything.


Cohen just said no Russia collusion.

You guys really are clueless. It's not your fault- get some better news sources!

Rochard 02-27-2019 09:19 AM

What's amazing is how the Republican party is handling this. The first Republican just asked questions it was clear there was zero interest in getting at the truth, and their only intention was making Cohen look bad and make him out to be a criminal. This is not a trial and the Republican party is not the defense; This is an investigation into the truth. If the Republican party isn't interested in getting the truth then they shouldn't be there.

This is not about protecting the President. It's not about protecting the office of the President. It's about protecting the Republican party. This is about protecting our legal system, protecting the checks and balances of our political system, and protecting our country. The Republican party is just as guilty as Trump is - They have encouraged all of this, and they are protecting a criminal enterprise.

It's disgusting.

Bladewire 02-27-2019 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22423399)
What's amazing is how the Republican party is handling this. The first Republican just asked questions it was clear there was zero interest in getting at the truth, and their only intention was making Cohen look bad and make him out to be a criminal. This is not a trial and the Republican party is not the defense; This is an investigation into the truth. If the Republican party isn't interested in getting the truth then they shouldn't be there.

This is not about protecting the President. It's not about protecting the office of the President. It's about protecting the Republican party. This is about protecting our legal system, protecting the checks and balances of our political system, and protecting our country. The Republican party is just as guilty as Trump is - They have encouraged all of this, and they are protecting a criminal enterprise.

It's disgusting.

The Republicans clearly have colluded to protect the president by not asking any questions about what Cohen has presented them and do nothing but try to attack Cohen.

J. Falcon 02-27-2019 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Acepimp (Post 22423396)
It's common knowledge, dude. Bernie is a con artist who's never accomplished anything.


Cohen just said no Russia collusion.

You guys really are clueless. It's not your fault- get some better news sources!

Hey AssPimp, can Cohen be charged again with perjury for telling the truth?


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