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DraX 04-12-2019 06:17 PM

New Star Wars Trailer, The Rise Of Skywalker
 
Teaser Trailer is out. Well, the last trilogy is coming to an end and maybe that's for the better.

HOT or NOT, you tell me...?


CaptainHowdy 04-12-2019 07:31 PM

I plead Star Wars ignorance . . .

brassmonkey 04-12-2019 07:34 PM

we all know now the jedi all died! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh there was no good side! both were slave owners that killed anything!

Scott McD 04-13-2019 03:07 PM

The last movie was such a pile of shit it drained all my Star Wars excitement.

Pity. I hope this one is decent, though i just don't have the same interest anymore. They fucked up so bad with "The Last Jedi"

notinmybackyard 04-13-2019 03:21 PM

What the fuck is with all these movies about scrawny little broads that save the world/universe?

The last Star Wars movie had:

a. 1 old broad bitching about a man being a hotshot pilot.
b. A gender studies professor that was an Admiral
c. A villain named "Snooky." (yea that scares the shit out of me)
d. An intergalactic horse race???
e. A fat Chinese broad telling her black boyfriend that love will save the day
f. Luke Skywalker = Jullian Assange
g. A scrawny broad that never studied jack shit suddenly able to USE THE FORCE
h. All the alpha males were either killed(Solo), ridiculed or are villains.


Fuck I remember seeing the first Star Wars in the 1970s and thinking it was pretty damn good. But today's shit is so bad that's not even a good porn movie plot.

pimpmaster9000 04-13-2019 03:23 PM

Daisy ridley gives me the hardest boners...

Diomed 04-13-2019 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notinmybackyard (Post 22451543)
What the fuck is with all these movies about scrawny little broads that save the world/universe?

The last Star Wars movie had:

a. 1 old broad bitching about a man being a hotshot pilot.
b. A gender studies professor that was an Admiral
c. A villain named "Snooky." (yea that scares the shit out of me)
d. An intergalactic horse race???
e. A fat Chinese broad telling her black boyfriend that love will save the day
f. Luke Skywalker = Jullian Assange
g. A scrawny broad that never studied jack shit suddenly able to USE THE FORCE
h. All the alpha males were either killed(Solo), ridiculed or are villains.


Fuck I remember seeing the first Star Wars in the 1970s and thinking it was pretty damn good. But today's shit is so bad that's not even a good porn movie plot.

The Russians have hacked the liberal mind via cognitive dissonance.

They are just too damn immature to realize it. Forget things like apprecistion of basic survival and civilization.. They are on to bigger things like criticizing the very foundation that assured their existence to begin with :2 cents:

pimpmaster9000 04-13-2019 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diomed (Post 22451551)
The Russians have hacked the liberal mind via cognitive dissonance.

They are just too damn immature to realize it. Forget things like apprecistion of basic survival and civilization.. They are on to bigger things like criticizing the very foundation that assured their existence to begin with :2 cents:

Yes yes the russians...

The Porn Nerd 04-13-2019 03:56 PM

Disney killed Star Wars.
Fuck that mouse.

CurrentlySober 04-13-2019 03:58 PM

i cunt a4d2go c it anyway... :(

notinmybackyard 04-13-2019 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diomed (Post 22451551)
The Russians have hacked the liberal mind via cognitive dissonance.

They are just too damn immature to realize it. Forget things like apprecistion of basic survival and civilization.. They are on to bigger things like criticizing the very foundation that assured their existence to begin with :2 cents:

No alpha male would ever take orders from this.

And any man that would take orders from her probably sucks cocks too.

https://i.imgur.com/b7ERS5i.jpg

CaptainHowdy 04-13-2019 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22451545)
Daisy ridley gives me the hardest boners...

Isn't she a little lean for your taste ?

bronco67 04-13-2019 08:26 PM

I always like the trailers for these new Star Wars movies better than the actual movies. They really are well put together trailers. Then when I watch the movie, it's obvious something went wrong.

That little one-off movie Rogue One was better than all of this new trilogy so far. Not one of them had an amazing scene like this which gives all Star Wars fans a chubby.



But aside from the fact that it's Darth Vader doing incredibly Darth Vadery things it's just a well shot, perfectly scored, gritty scene that capped off the movie perfectly. There's no moments like this in the last two "big" Star Wars movies. I grew up as a Star Wars fan since I was little kid but I honestly don't give two fucks about it anymore, even though I watch the movies when they come out. But really I could take it or leave it.

When Darth Vader's lightsaber clicked on in the dark that Star Wars fan came back to life for a few minutes.

DraX 04-13-2019 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 22451578)
i cunt a4d2go c it anyway... :(

Guess what, I haven't watched it either. :)

yuu.design 04-15-2019 09:14 AM

mm, still not my kind of movie

escorpio 04-15-2019 09:43 AM

Only saw the first three. Haven't watched a Star Wars movie in decades.

PR_Glen 04-15-2019 10:51 AM

it seems interesting with some of the new things they are adding but it may be too little too late at this point no matter what they do. they had a chance to make it decent but blew that up with focus groups interfering with good writing and character development.


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