What's the weirdest thing you've ever picked up and eaten off of the floor?
 

Just now I saw what looked like a piece of bread by my foot, so I picked it up and ate it and it was quite nice, but as I have not had any bread for a few days, I think it must have been something else...

What about you?

Yo mamma!

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I cannot pick up beer from the floor . . .

I don't eat things off the floor. The hell type of savagery shit you on bro? Lol

Turds glorious turds.. big juicy poos and plunder.

Squeeze glorious squeeze, heavy bricks released from down under.

Food glorious food, once colorful now in matching brown umber.

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Currently getting monkey tails grown in mouth.

Currently cannibalizing the cosbies.

Currently taking poo shots to the dicksucker.

Hi Bladewire!!

Sorry, doesn't work like that.

Honorable mention?

↑↑↑ astronaut x

Keep Going... I've got a chubby atm... :thumbsup

You're thinking about it the wrong way. Here's a professional tip for you. Go down your local park or bit of wasteland here underaged drinkers tend to gather. Hide in some bushes, upwind from them, and then here's the clever bit...

Shit yourself, fully hardcore, then wait for them to smell it... Eventually one will come to investigate the stench. Try to remain unseen for as long as possible, then burst out the bushes suddenly, shouting and yelling and stinking of shit and basically acting a bit mental. Nine times out of Ten, the youths will flee immediately leaving whatever they were drinking behind.

Simply collect up all the empty cans and bottles etc, then tip the remaining liquid from each into the biggest one, to create a cocktail. The cocktail will usually taste pretty good cause it's different every time and contains more different types of alcohol than one in a pub. Plus its free too ! BONUS !