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Let's hear your fucked up jokes
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape. |
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Aghhhhhhhhhhhh |
Me...
I AM a fucked up joke... |
A family is on vacation and they stop at a hotel for the night. The dad goes in to the front office to check in, and tells the check-in guy, "I'm here with my wife and kids...so I hope the porn is disabled."
The check-in guy says, "No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck!" |
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What’s the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period?
You get your palm red for free |
Three tampons are sitting at a bus stop. What do they say to each other?
Nothing. They’re stuck up cunts. |
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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I chop up a hooker. |
I hate when people tell me I can't relate to how racism affects others.
A couple years ago I was beaten by a group of skinheads. I ended up in the hospital for a week. It was one helluva an initiation. |
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS |
How many calories does eating pussy have?
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . It depends which way she wipes! |
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What's the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. |
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
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saw this on a racist forum
when a half mexican and white guy gets mad at school. he shoots up the school and mows the lawn. |
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Worst one i ever heard was:
Whats the worst part of raping a 5 year old? Trying to get the blood out of your Barnie costume |
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https://www.thecoli.com/media/phaedr...l?d=1555301809 Damn trump supporters :1orglaugh |
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I'd rather be stranded on a deserted island with a racist...than a cannibal. |
^i agree...
However, if we get stranded and im hungry... you gotta go Nothing personal... |
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so fags are worse than cannibals :2 cents: :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh |
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Funny joke ^^^ |
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OP I got jokes.....
How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education? By renaming it Trump University. |
What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?
The League of Extraordinary Con Men. |
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?
If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up. |
How do you know you're reading one of Donald Trumps books?
It starts on Chapter 11 Funny haha right OP? |
What does Donald Trump and a pornstar have in common?
They are both experts at switching positions in front of a camera. |
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He seems mad.... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Trumpcare: If you like your cancer you can keep your cancer |
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^im going to hellfire for laughing at that one
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Some good ones in here.
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I'm surprised nobody thought "Paxum" was a fcking joke yet.
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the pilot and the hippy look at each other .... then the hippy tells the pilot, don't worry obama jumped out with my backpack :321GFY |
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