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Queen Elizabeth Says Bone Spurs Will Prevent Her from Meeting Trump

Get better soon 'Liz!

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LONDON (The Borowitz Report)—Queen Elizabeth II has cancelled a scheduled Friday meeting with Donald J. Trump after complaining of a “flare-up of bone spurs,” Buckingham Palace has confirmed.

The announcement took many royal watchers by surprise, because in her sixty-six-year reign the Queen had never before complained of bone spurs.

But, according to the Queen’s spokesman, Peter Rhys-Willington, Elizabeth had intentionally kept her chronic bone-spur condition a closely guarded secret until now. “Her Majesty is a very brave woman, and has not wanted to unnecessarily worry her subjects,” Rhys-Willington said. “And so, for decades, she has suffered in silence.”

The Queen referred to her bone spurs obliquely in an official statement issued on Thursday. “We are sorry to have to cancel the engagement, but we feared that meeting Donald Trump would be most painful,” the Queen’s statement read.

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She's meet with wanna be dictator's before, their all beneath her but she does her duty.. keeps the Tax payer dollars rolling the royal way.

Don't know what is worse . . . to praise a passing president like Trump or a rotten monarchy.

nice to see all the current and former british subjects chime in... especially representatives from the british prison colonies.

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 22476147)

nice to see all the current and former british subjects chime in... especially representatives from the british prison colonies.

Kia Ora! and yes she's still our Queen!

She knows that TRUMP KNOWS WHAT THEY DID.

British Role Confirmed in Trump Spying Scandal

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the British spy agency GCHQ was digitally wiretapping Trump associates, going back to late 2015.

Top cyber-spy in Britain quits suddenly after just two years as head of GCHQ

UK spy chief resigned over link to pedophile friend

Trump has the goods on all of these criminals

:pimp

I didn't know reptilians could get bone spurs.

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Originally Posted by Acepimp (Post 22476173)

Trump has the goods on all of these criminals

You realise they have watched Political candidates since 88?

"NSA disclosed the ECHELON surveillance system to members of congress. Congressional investigators determined that "targeting of U.S. political figures would not occur by accident, but was designed into the system from the start."

Do you think team Trump will now try and cluck you by saying "See They Spied on MEH"

Ahahahaha classic if this is real...

damn that's one old ghoul