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HairyChick 05-28-2019 05:13 PM

Describe Your Perfect Partner By Body Description
 
WANTS:

Male
Over 5’3”
Dark hair
Hairy as a gorilla, especially the chest and groin
At least twenty pounds overweight
Circumcised
Average cock size and up to eight inches
Mustache and/or beard welcome

DISLIKES:

Shaved anything but head is okay
Very thin
Uncircumcised
Unflossed teeth
Unclean anything, especially butts, hands, teeth and hair

DOESN’T MATTER:

Skin color
Religion but not overzealous (relates to body as in always praying on your knees)
Cock size or small size isn’t a deal breaker
Overweight unless you can’t get out of bed

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I had a discussion about this with my doctor today. She has a picture of her husband with his hairy chest exposed. Balding, of course, as hairy men are genetically programmed by testosterone to develop, and a nice smile. I spoke about the bald head/hairy chest attractions and went on from there.

I figured I’d ask here since most active posters are men. I’m curious if anyone will admit to likings small breasts as opposed to huge breasts. And will women give the expected answer as in big cocks.

If you’re bisexual, please include both sexes

If non-sexual, why aren’t you attracted to either gender? Clinical explanations excluded, just tell us why you think you’re sexless.

CaptainHowdy 05-28-2019 05:27 PM

That changes everyday of the week, my libido is pretty plastic.

Her-Sson 05-29-2019 01:48 AM

Do you think body type really important ?

escorpio 05-29-2019 06:56 AM

A pulse and a vagina.

CurrentlySober 05-29-2019 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 22476952)
A pulse and a vagina.

Ain't you the choosy type? I'd be happy with either... :2 cents:

The Truth Hurts 05-29-2019 07:33 AM

I rarely look beyond the face (eyes in particular), unless there’s a huge distraction... like being wider than most doorways.

also, not having a penis helps.

Kittens 05-29-2019 10:38 AM

Everything she has.

pimpmaster9000 05-29-2019 11:51 AM

I like a nice crazy whore...just for fucking...I aint in to relationships...she can have a relationship with my dick....


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