Russian Slap Champion Makes Easy Work Of Bro Jacked On Synthol
 

He didn't slap him, he hit him with the palm of his hand.

Cheaters

Synthol-man did it first.

Come on....you shouldn't be able to hit your opponent square in the ear.

I remember having a friend who fought all the time during my high school years. Mario was in a fight once per week. He never brushed his Kurt Cobain hair and only wore white Vneck tshirts. His thing was slapping the shit out of his enemy. And by enemy I mean most people he interacts with. Either you stop at the edge of getting the shit slapped out of you, or it's your unlucky day and you make it all the way. At one time I was the one about to get slapped.

He'd be face to face talking shit and then his hand would be up in a guys face in mid sentence. Then that guy would be on the ground. I heard that loud slap a few times during high school.

I was thinking the same shit. I know it's a stupid game but it should have some rules. Such as: your slapping hand must pass the slapee's face as you slap.

These guys are doing a slap that stops and gets fully absorbed by face. Just could be dangerous is all I'm saying. But it's not like these guys are splitting the atom, are they? Brain damage is their idea of a fun Saturday night.

Think about the irony of showing up to contest of arm strength, with a synthol injected arm. That's more useless than showing up to a gunfight with blanks. That arm is made for show, not for go. These meatheads forget that synthol is not muscle.

But I wouldn't even want arms that look like that. It looks ridiculous, but dumbasses want it for the same reason dumb girls inflate their tits too much.