Can you sue Jehovah's Witnesses for wasting your time?
 

The answer: https://www.avvo.com/legal-answers/c...--1916347.html

The easiest way to stop Jehovah's Witnesses from calling on you - At least in the UK - is to politely tell them that an 'apostate' is present at the address.

To the JWs, an 'apostate' is an EX Jehovah's Witness - Someone who has left the faith, and their own rules forbid them from having any contact with apostates.

As such, they will make a note of your address and it will be removed from their maps as a 'Do Not Call Upon' incase the apostate opens the door next time.

Its a simple, elegant and polite solution, which uses their own rules against them, and ensures you your peace and quiet without having to be rude or disrespectful yourself. Once they are told that an apostate is present, they will NEVER knock again :)

I love these religious nutcase cultists. I invite them to prove the bible is true as I prove it's full of lies. Jehovah's Witnesses are easy to make fools of, I ask them about the end of days and all the bullshit predictions their leaders claim.

You should get sued for this post :P

Lol the top comment is great. "If you have the time to sit around thinking about stuff like this, it appears your time isn't that valuable in the first place, so you probably wouldn't get much even if you won a lawsuit."

My philosophy/hermeneutics teacher had the best story on earth on how she'd invited the 2 Jehovah's Witnesses to come in for a cup of tea and 2 hours later they left exalted, in tears but enlightened beyond the whole scope of info their cult teaches them. I can't really remember any of the details but I clearly remember laughing till I was crying with laughter.

Im more proactive: I just ignore them. Although when I see a cute one makes me want to pervert her.

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They stopped knocking after I put this up:

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I used to get a ton of these guys in San Diego almost weekly. Mostly stunningly attractive women around 26 years old who would not look out of place in Playboy. I eventuly stopped them by inviting one to a coven meeting i was hosting at my place that evening adding that clothing was optional. Must of scared the holy crap out of her because i never had another visit from any of them :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

How about suing someone for hurting your feelings?

open the door naked...rub yourself with oil and stare them down in silence...they will not be back...

That will be the end . . .

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Great LifeProTip. Thanks CS!

I would come back daily.