Have you ever spent so long waiting to finish having a piss....
 

That you actually get bored standing there?

Or do I just have a short attention span? :helpme

I don't get bored. Because the thrust from pissing tends to throw my body off balance. And I'm pee-occupied with adjusting my stance. Lest I fall backwards and lay on my back, spurting urine upwards into the air, like a human fountain. And it all coming back down on me, like a warm summer rain.

Benign prostatic hyperplasia. Just wait until you start pissing in morse code :thumbsup:thumbsup

yes, when i drink beer.

its like never ending flow.

I like when it lasts as long as possible...

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sorry, but that was sadly too funny

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