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crockett 07-05-2019 12:24 AM

On 1775 George Washington the fighter pilot saved us from the Alien invaders.....
 
.“In June of 1775 the Continental Congress created a unified Army out of the Revolutionary Forces encamped around Boston and New York, and named after the great George Washington, commander-in-chief. The Continental Army suffered a bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware and seized victory from Cornwallis of Yorktown,” Trump said.

“Our Army manned the air, it rammed (?) the ramparts, it took over airports, it did everything it had to do. And at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, had nothing but victory. When dawn came, the star-spangled banner waved defiant.”

George Washington took over the airports and defended Fort McHenry a military base that didn't even exist in 1775.. That's how great Washington was.....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


What kind of crack is Trump smoking now? This guy is the dumbest mother fucker ever elected to any public office.


https://www.rollingstone.com/politic...ry-war-855742/

pimpmaster9000 07-05-2019 12:58 AM

explanation for trump supporters: planes and airports did not exist then

further explanation for trump supporters: if planes and airports did not exist, this means trump is a dumb shit

further, further explanation for trump supporters: count to potato

magneto664 07-05-2019 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 22495926)
explanation for trump supporters: planes and airports did not exist then

It does not matter to them.

MaDalton 07-05-2019 04:43 AM

I think it is proven by now that it really doesn't matter what Trump says - once you are a Trumpist, you are not bound to reality anymore.

Busty2 07-05-2019 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22495919)


What kind of crack is Trump smoking now? This guy is the dumbest mother fucker ever elected to any public office.

Winner, winner chicken dinner

RedFred 07-05-2019 07:12 AM

He is a national embarrassment, but the cult members think him constantly stepping on rakes is "winning".

OneHungLo 07-05-2019 07:29 AM

https://i.redd.it/bcpzjz2msd831.jpg

Busty2 07-05-2019 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22496061)

Great Photoshopped image :thumbsup:thumbsup

OneHungLo 07-05-2019 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busty2 (Post 22496066)
Great Photoshopped image :thumbsup:thumbsup

Keep telling yourself that lol

crockett 07-05-2019 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StefanG (Post 22496004)
I think it is proven by now that it really doesn't matter what Trump says - once you are a Trumpist, you are not bound to reality anymore.

Someone described it perfectly over on Reddit.. They said..


Trump supporters are like babies, they don't care about the words only the tone and volume the words are spoken..

2MuchMark 07-05-2019 09:30 AM


Diomed 07-05-2019 09:36 AM

Oh the irony.. and total lack of self awareness.

What will you be enraged about tomorrow ladies?

I'll check the headlines to find out..

Rochard 07-05-2019 09:43 AM

Thankfully the founding fathers were able to over run the airports...

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...99&oe=5D7A04F5

OneHungLo 07-05-2019 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diomed (Post 22496145)
Oh the irony.. and total lack of self awareness.

What will you be enraged about tomorrow ladies?

I'll check the headlines to find out..

Whatever CNN tells them to be mad about :2 cents:

escorpio 07-05-2019 09:46 AM

We all make mistakes.


crockett 07-05-2019 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 22496151)
Thankfully the founding fathers were able to over run the airports...

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...99&oe=5D7A04F5

It was nice they even named the capital for him before he even fought the war...

crockett 07-05-2019 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diomed (Post 22496145)
Oh the irony.. and total lack of self awareness.

What will you be enraged about tomorrow ladies?

I'll check the headlines to find out..



What ever it is, we can count you you red Hats to always make excuses no matter what..


Perhaps you can tell us which airports George Washington captured and which cities had ramparts that he rammed?

Busty2 07-05-2019 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22496070)
Keep telling yourself that lol

Im telling you, i already know

RedFred 07-05-2019 01:02 PM

https://scontent.fapa1-2.fna.fbcdn.n...74&oe=5DB54E42

Smack dat 07-05-2019 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22495919)
.“In June of 1775 the Continental Congress created a unified Army out of the Revolutionary Forces encamped around Boston and New York, and named after the great George Washington, commander-in-chief. The Continental Army suffered a bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware and seized victory from Cornwallis of Yorktown,” Trump said.

“Our Army manned the air, it rammed (?) the ramparts, it took over airports, it did everything it had to do. And at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, had nothing but victory. When dawn came, the star-spangled banner waved defiant.”

George Washington took over the airports and defended Fort McHenry a military base that didn't even exist in 1775.. That's how great Washington was.....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


What kind of crack is Trump smoking now? This guy is the dumbest mother fucker ever elected to any public office.


https://www.rollingstone.com/politic...ry-war-855742/

For the most part it was a telepromter gaff but honestly, it doesn't matter what he says.
The point is that his heart is in the right place. He is putting America first and trying to restore pride and loyalty in the American heart.

Unfortunately dipshits like you don't realise that.

GFED 07-05-2019 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 22496156)
We all make mistakes.


How about Obama calling his "wife" Michael. At least three times caught on camera.

crockett 07-05-2019 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smack dat (Post 22496260)
For the most part it was a telepromter gaff but honestly, it doesn't matter what he says.
The point is that his heart is in the right place. He is putting America first and trying to restore pride and loyalty in the American heart.

Unfortunately dipshits like you don't realise that.

So teleprompters are now ok again because you guys hated them when it was Obama... Oh I remember the outrage, you guys said "Obama can only speak good because he uses teleprompter". You guys used to get sooo upset at Obama for using a teleprompter...


Even Trump cried about Obama using a teleprompter..


Donald J. Trump

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Why does @BarackObama always have to rely on teleprompters?

11:39 AM - 19 Mar 2012

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/...379137?lang=en



Now suddenly it's the teleprompters fault but why did Trump even need one? I thought he was soooo much better than Obama.. So you are saying Trump is too stupid to even be able to speak using a teleprompter or are you saying he's too stupid to speak with out one?


Do you red hats not feel stupid that time and time again you guys are shown to be full of shit about even the most petty things?

crockett 07-05-2019 01:36 PM

Also who the fuck even believes that bullshit that a teleprompter fucked up? He doesn't have enough common sense to know there was no airplanes in the 1700s? That Fort McHenry didn't even exist and that there were no "walled" cities in America?

He needed a teleprompter to tell him these things?

Bladewire 07-05-2019 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by magneto664 (Post 22495974)
It does not matter to them.

They're so conditioned to accept any lie, even about George Wadhingtons American history on the 4th of July, that's how low they've sunken and how unpatriotic they are.

GFED 07-05-2019 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22496272)
Also who the fuck even believes that bullshit that a teleprompter fucked up? He doesn't have enough common sense to know there was no airplanes in the 1700s? That Fort McHenry didn't even exist and that there were no "walled" cities in America?

He needed a teleprompter to tell him these things?

Obama needed a teleprompter to remember his "wife's" name and still got it wrong!

Smack dat 07-05-2019 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 22496272)
Also who the fuck even believes that bullshit that a teleprompter fucked up? He doesn't have enough common sense to know there was no airplanes in the 1700s? That Fort McHenry didn't even exist and that there were no "walled" cities in America?

He needed a teleprompter to tell him these things?

I don't think the teleprompter was wrong I think he just read it incorrectly. It's easy to do.
Also, he doesn't use them all the time like Obama. Just for big occasions. Maybe he won't bother in future.

RedFred 07-05-2019 01:46 PM

Trumps problems with teleprompters is he reads at a 3rd grade level and just makes shit up when he comes across words he can't pronounce, then his cultists spend the next week defending his obese ass.

escorpio 07-05-2019 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 22496046)

:thumbsup

crockett 07-05-2019 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GFED (Post 22496278)
Obama needed a teleprompter to remember his "wife's" name and still got it wrong!

Trump apparently needed a teleprompter to know there were no airplanes or airports or walled cities in the revolutionary war..

crockett 07-05-2019 02:11 PM

Red Hats dont you get tired of making excuses? Do you think you are owning libs? I'll give you a hint... you aren't you just look like cult members.

OneHungLo 07-05-2019 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busty2 (Post 22496233)
Im telling you, i already know

Big conspiracy guy, huh? lol

I haven't even seen the craziest of libs claim that.

Regardless, your nightmare continues...you're wrong.

RedFred 07-05-2019 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 22496296)
:thumbsup

https://pics.awwmemes.com/uiste-tu-p...u-53668916.png

MaDalton 07-05-2019 02:57 PM

https://scontent.fprg1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...11&oe=5DA9F3B3

crockett 07-05-2019 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StefanG (Post 22496326)

Actually.. I have one...


Why does Trump always have someone or something to blame when he messes up? He can never simply admit he said something wrong or made a mistake.. Nope he always has to blame someone else or something.. It's a glaring sign of his insecurities...

He can't even man up and admit he did something wrong or mispoke...

Smack dat 07-05-2019 03:12 PM

Trump and I have a saying when you fuck up - 'shit happens'.

King Mark 07-05-2019 04:02 PM

You the president of the United states... blaming a teleprompter for you not knowing American history. Gotta love it.

Imagine if Kamala does that.

Busty2 07-06-2019 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22496313)
Big conspiracy guy, huh? lol

I haven't even seen the craziest of libs claim that.

Regardless, your nightmare continues...you're wrong.

No your a gullible Chump cultist who believes every lie that moronic adulterer spews

Trump staff takes a photo from a 2008 concert on the mall, super imposes it, creates a fake image, shuts down all the Cams running in the mall, and proclaims to have largest 4th of July celebration crowd in history. This is what Nazis do.

Desperate, serial lying con-man Trump floods his Twitter feed with the same bogus photoshopped image of his crowd size, which includes an old photo of a concert on the Mall that was from 2008.

Trump desperately tries to CONvince people including himself the 4th of Juy crowd was much larger than it really was by PHOTOSHOPPING in the 2008 Concert On The Mall crowd into his rally.

This is the picture from the 2008 Concert On The Mall

You liar. Only the front half of the photo is your rally. The back part with the crowd is the 2008 concert at the mall.

Not only is this dishonest Photoshop, it’s bad dishonest Photoshop.


Image from 2008 concert

https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2019/...ional-mall.jpg

RedFred 07-06-2019 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busty2 (Post 22496588)
No your a gullible Chump cultist who believes every lie that moronic adulterer spews

Trump staff takes a photo from a 2008 concert on the mall, super imposes it, creates a fake image, shuts down all the Cams running in the mall, and proclaims to have largest 4th of July celebration crowd in history. This is what Nazis do.

Desperate, serial lying con-man Trump floods his Twitter feed with the same bogus photoshopped image of his crowd size, which includes an old photo of a concert on the Mall that was from 2008.

Trump desperately tries to CONvince people including himself the 4th of Juy crowd was much larger than it really was by PHOTOSHOPPING in the 2008 Concert On The Mall crowd into his rally.

This is the picture from the 2008 Concert On The Mall

You liar. Only the front half of the photo is your rally. The back part with the crowd is the 2008 concert at the mall.

Not only is this dishonest Photoshop, it’s bad dishonest Photoshop.


Image from 2008 concert

https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2019/...ional-mall.jpg


Good job. He shall now be known as OneOwnedHo.

OneHungLo 07-06-2019 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busty2 (Post 22496588)
No your a gullible Chump cultist who believes every lie that moronic adulterer spews

Trump staff takes a photo from a 2008 concert on the mall, super imposes it, creates a fake image, shuts down all the Cams running in the mall, and proclaims to have largest 4th of July celebration crowd in history. This is what Nazis do.

Desperate, serial lying con-man Trump floods his Twitter feed with the same bogus photoshopped image of his crowd size, which includes an old photo of a concert on the Mall that was from 2008.

Trump desperately tries to CONvince people including himself the 4th of Juy crowd was much larger than it really was by PHOTOSHOPPING in the 2008 Concert On The Mall crowd into his rally.

This is the picture from the 2008 Concert On The Mall

You liar. Only the front half of the photo is your rally. The back part with the crowd is the 2008 concert at the mall.

Not only is this dishonest Photoshop, it’s bad dishonest Photoshop.


Image from 2008 concert

https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2019/...ional-mall.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/adUJ69M.png
https://i.imgur.com/T6UhKZd.png

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cr...-july-4-event/

Ooops.

Are you OK old man?

Like I said, even the dumbest of libs aren't even trying to push that.

OneHungLo 07-06-2019 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedFred (Post 22496589)
Good job. He shall now be known as OneOwnedHo.

https://i.imgur.com/4S410sG.jpg

You guys have lost it :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I don't blame you though! If I hated America and Trump that photo would trigger me and I would hope to GOD that it's fake

But it's not!!!

LOL!!!!

Busty2 07-06-2019 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22496593)
https://i.imgur.com/4S410sG.jpg

You guys have lost it :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Like i said Gullible

Busty2 07-06-2019 07:51 AM

Acosta video distributed by White House was doctored
 

RedFred 07-06-2019 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 22496593)
I don't blame you though! If I hated America and Trump that photo would trigger me and I would hope to GOD that it's fake

But it's not!!!

LOL!!!!

Trump is not America.

Regardless, at least I don't spend every waking moment in forums spreading either racist bullshit, misleading lies intent on the destruction of the planet, or praising a dictator. Your eternal fate shall not be pretty. How much alcohol do you need on a daily basis to suppress this reality?


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